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stop and neutralize the Undead

Discussion in 'Handguns: Autoloaders' started by mec, Aug 24, 2007.

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  1. mec

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    How wonderfully creative
     
  2. average_shooter

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    Wow, that would be scary to do a reload too fast. :what:

    Drive that spike right through your wrist.
     
  3. brashboy

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    Bullet through the head for zombies, OK. Sure, it's tongue in cheek, but I don't get the spike attached to the baseplate. Even if silver, it's not long enough to kill a vampire. And bullets don't hurt vampires.
     
  4. Lone_Gunman

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    It depends on the vampire. Remember, Dracula was killed by a Texan with a Bowie knife.
     
  5. brashboy

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    Oak or steel?
     
  6. mec

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    " Hit 'em in the head. Not to hard to kill 'em-they're already dead."

    Right "wooden stake" "Silver Bullets" or just call Buffy.
     
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    I use a super soaker for those pesky batshifters myself.
     
  8. Hoppy590

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    not to mention WEREWOLVES are killed with silver or silver stakes, VAMPIRES are killed with garlic,decapitation and WOODEN stakes in the Bram Stoker version, stakeing alone wont work. the stake is there to imobilize the vampire. of course these things get lost in movies like Blade and Van Hellsing

    some zombies ( such as Return of the Living Dead) are not even killed with brain shots.
     
  9. mec

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    the bad thing about weirwolves is that they revert to human form after you croak them. Talk about a steaming t-word of a corpus delecti. At least vampires have the decency to crumble to dust or burst into flames
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    Never trust anybody who has the whites showing all the way around the pupils.
     
  10. GRB

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    Why bother with the undead, another Scotch or two and you won't even think of them anymore.
     
  11. brashboy

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    Scotch, I knew I was forgetting something. Goodnight to all zombies out there...
     
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    Sorry - but I think that is a terrible waste of a good gun....

    Just my opinion.....
     
  13. mec

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    Here's one that is more subdued. Should really impress the DA and grand jury.
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    If one isn't enough, this brace is a tribute to western jurisprudence and justifiable homocide
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    A tribute to Latrodectus Mactans, the Black Widow has a Tactical! Impact! Spike!!!! Just like a Roman Quinquereme.
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    and another Vampire Slayer with weirwolf spikes for and aft. You can't be too prepared!
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    " Haroo! Haroo! and through and through!
    the vorple blade went 'snicker-snack!'
    He left it dead and with its head
    He went galumping back!"
     
  14. .41Dave

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    I agree with Kevinch. Waste of a good gun. It's impractical, rather silly, and God forbid you ever had to defend yourself with one of these guns. Even here in Texas, a jury just might think twice if the prosecutor waved on of these juvenile toys under their noses.
     
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    They would look wonderful in a dispaly, along with some Hollywood memorabilia from the Dracula and Werewolf movies. They would be spectacular in aB grade horror/action flick. They would look ridiculous in either street leather, or in front of a real judge.
    Then again, I know a guy who has a Harley for show...
     
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    Where are these pistols coming from? While they have a certain appeal to fans of anime and the Devil May Cry video games, they're a little over the top for my taste. And is that an extractor on the left side of the first one?

    Besides,all the real vampire hunters I know are much more subtle in their choice of weaponry.
     
  17. Kevinch

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    Although I don't think it's correct or fair, if you were ever involved in a shooting where you fired a "normal" gun & the fact that you simply owned a collection of guns like this might work against you.

    Again - just my opinion - but I don't see the point. I'd spend the money having my gun(s) worked over by a premier pistolsmith as target or combat guns before doing something like that. But hey, this is still the USA - at least for a while - & to each his/her own.
     
  18. JohnL2

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    You guys have been watching too many vampire flicks.
    Just when I thought I've seen everything.
     
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    If those AREN'T airsoft guns I am very worried.
     
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    Living Impaired! How long are we to be subjected to the ancient stigma of the un-PC term "Undead"?

    Can't we all just crack open a human skull and eat its brains?
     
  21. mec

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    Or, another Pc term, "Persons with undeadness." Wouldn't work in Texas though as the definition of a Person is, " An individual who has been born and is not dead." A person who has been born and is dead is legally deemed a Corpse in the sovereign state.
     
  22. CannibalCrowley

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    Call me when someone makes an operable version of:

    Alucard's Hellsing ARMS .454 Casull Auto
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    Or his Hellsing ARMS 13 mm Auto Anti-Freak Cannon 'Jackal'
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    I think Seras "Police Girl" Victoria's 30 mm Hellsing ARMS Anti-Midian Cannon 'Harkonnen' might be the easiest to custom make.
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