Taking a bullet for dairy goods
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Monkeyleg
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All this reminds me of when I was in junior high. Got my tray of food, sat down, and suddenly some kid was trying to steal my dessert. Grabbed my fork and stuck it into his hand, and nobody ever tried to steal my dessert again.
Don't mess with my cookies.
Don't mess with my cookies.
twoblink
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OK, what disturbs me about the story is that the guy only got "winged"..
Darwin screwed up..
Guns and Butter.. I guess the government wasn't lying, you really can't have both or something bad happens...
Darwin screwed up..
Guns and Butter.. I guess the government wasn't lying, you really can't have both or something bad happens...
Jamie B
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O.K., you guys are SICK, but you are missing the major point here.
My fear about this encounter is that we will now have the ABB, in addition to the AWB - the Assault Butter Ban.
I do not want to be legislated to the point that I need a permit to purchase more than 4 sticks of butter at one time without having to use a tax stamp.
Next thing that you know, we will control the purchase of bread and butter, due to the violent nature of these 2 catalysts being put together by some uninformed idiot.
I can also see future warnings being printed in new handgun manuals advising of the critical nature of mixing guns and butter.
In addition, I also do not relish the BATF picking up the responsibility for controlling my butter purchases, or a new agency being created, FUBAR, the Federal Underdepartment for Butter And Rifles.
GIVE ME BUTTER OR GIVE ME DEATH!!
[rant off]
Jamie
My fear about this encounter is that we will now have the ABB, in addition to the AWB - the Assault Butter Ban.
I do not want to be legislated to the point that I need a permit to purchase more than 4 sticks of butter at one time without having to use a tax stamp.
Next thing that you know, we will control the purchase of bread and butter, due to the violent nature of these 2 catalysts being put together by some uninformed idiot.
I can also see future warnings being printed in new handgun manuals advising of the critical nature of mixing guns and butter.
In addition, I also do not relish the BATF picking up the responsibility for controlling my butter purchases, or a new agency being created, FUBAR, the Federal Underdepartment for Butter And Rifles.
GIVE ME BUTTER OR GIVE ME DEATH!!
[rant off]
Jamie
gunsmith
member
Tis a sad day indeed.
The sad fact of the case is that it was not butter it was Parkay
I am amazed that this sad fact has not come up yet.
The sad fact of the case is that it was not butter it was Parkay
I am amazed that this sad fact has not come up yet.
Jamie B
Member
I am not sure, but I believe that improper forensic handling techniques resulted in the butter being stored in an evidence bag in a hot police cruiser for an extended period of time.
The butter, exposed to extremely high temperatures, began to seperate, and became rancid. As the rancid butter melted, it leaked out of the bag, and on to the vehicle's carpet. A gang of starving rogue mutant mice attacked the cruiser, and consumed all of the buttered carpet.
All that was left were mutant mice droppings.
Case dismissed...lack of evidence!
Jamie
The butter, exposed to extremely high temperatures, began to seperate, and became rancid. As the rancid butter melted, it leaked out of the bag, and on to the vehicle's carpet. A gang of starving rogue mutant mice attacked the cruiser, and consumed all of the buttered carpet.
All that was left were mutant mice droppings.
Case dismissed...lack of evidence!
Jamie
Iron Mike
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you butter watch out
Jamie..... You said it was assault butter, I heard it was unsalted
Jamie..... You said it was assault butter, I heard it was unsalted
I can't believe it's not bahtter.
Don - what in the world is a gun doing in a kilt. Does that mean you kilt it? Or is it a burial bag for a gun? If so, does butter replace cosmoline?
Inquiring minds(?) want to know.
-Andy
Don - what in the world is a gun doing in a kilt. Does that mean you kilt it? Or is it a burial bag for a gun? If so, does butter replace cosmoline?
Inquiring minds(?) want to know.
-Andy
firearms_instructor
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I'm on the EDGE, dammit!
Just hand over the damm butter, and no one gets hurt!
Give it UP, biyotch!
You butter not be holding out on me!
Just hand over the damm butter, and no one gets hurt!
Give it UP, biyotch!
You butter not be holding out on me!
4570Rick
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Her brother, having given the margarine away, returns to find his sister demanding he return said margarine at gunpoint. He struggles for the gun butter grip was butter than his and when the gun discharged, he was hit. He was treated and released at the hospital and is expected to be butter soon.
The_Antibubba
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So many opportunities!
Maybe she was going to grease the gun with the butter. This story is wrong on more levels than we'll ever know.
I do know this: I'd never try to buy a firearm while wearing a kilt-I might get accused of trying to skirt the law.
Maybe she was going to grease the gun with the butter. This story is wrong on more levels than we'll ever know.
I do know this: I'd never try to buy a firearm while wearing a kilt-I might get accused of trying to skirt the law.
Iron Mike
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This whole butter thing is getting out of hand. Its getting udderly ridiculous. Before you know it people will be making lame cow jokes,like,maybe she was in a bad moood or he he gave away the butter just because he cud. So lets stop trying to milk it (just thought i'd horn in)
Preacherman
Member
Obviously, she should be charged with assault and buttery...
Jamie B
Member
Iron Mike, I believe that the knocking on your door right now is the pun police. Drop your butter, and surrender quietly!
Just some thoughts;
If they try and get my butter, they will have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
Can you get a CCB (Carrying Concealed Buttter) permit in Ohio? It took 10 years to get CCW.
Would a CCB holster be IWB, and would it melt too quickly?
If you are CCBing in an ankle holster, would high temperatures cause the butter to melt, which could cause slipping when you try to run?
Will the clerk at Wally World ask me if my butter purchase will be used in a handgun or a rifle?
Is it lawful to use excessive butter in defense of your loved ones in the home?
Do I need a FBL (Federal Butter License) to send and receive butter when I am having work performed by a professional?
When CCBing in Ohio in a moter vehicle, do I need to keep the butter in a holster on my person, or can I leave it loaded on the passenger seat?
Now I have to worry about locking the Fridge to keep my kids away from the butter when they are home.
I probably need to stop thinking of all of these issues and seek professional help, quickly!
Later,
Jamie
Just some thoughts;
If they try and get my butter, they will have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
Can you get a CCB (Carrying Concealed Buttter) permit in Ohio? It took 10 years to get CCW.
Would a CCB holster be IWB, and would it melt too quickly?
If you are CCBing in an ankle holster, would high temperatures cause the butter to melt, which could cause slipping when you try to run?
Will the clerk at Wally World ask me if my butter purchase will be used in a handgun or a rifle?
Is it lawful to use excessive butter in defense of your loved ones in the home?
Do I need a FBL (Federal Butter License) to send and receive butter when I am having work performed by a professional?
When CCBing in Ohio in a moter vehicle, do I need to keep the butter in a holster on my person, or can I leave it loaded on the passenger seat?
Now I have to worry about locking the Fridge to keep my kids away from the butter when they are home.
I probably need to stop thinking of all of these issues and seek professional help, quickly!
Later,
Jamie
Diggler
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Preacherman
Good one, sir. My hat's off to you.
If she isn't charged, well... That's just a Country Crock of...
Good one, sir. My hat's off to you.
If she isn't charged, well... That's just a Country Crock of...
Iron Mike
Member
Jamie B.......Your right I am sorry no more pun ishment I promise
Linux&Gun Guy
Member
LMAO
Fighting over butter! Quick blame the cows!
gunsmith
member
your a butter man than I am
Gunga Din
Gunga Din
The_Antibubba
Member
The moral of the story?
Only OLEOS should have guns.
Only OLEOS should have guns.
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