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Ten reasons why handguns are better than MEN

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by John Ross, Jun 24, 2003.

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  1. John Ross

    John Ross Member

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    I read the other thread, and dreamed this up in about five minutes when I was on "hold" with S&W:

    TEN REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

    1. You can get any barrel length you want, from 2†to 14â€.
    2. If you decide your handgun’s barrel is too short, you or the factory can replace it with a longer one.
    2. If you wear your handgun’s barrel out entirely, you can fit it with a new one but keep the same gun.
    3. A handgun does exactly what you direct it to do.
    4. You can grip a handgun any way you want and it won’t mind.
    5. Handguns almost never stop working, even after a hundred years.
    6. A handgun won’t get dirtier or more broken down between the time you saw it last and today.
    7. A handgun will always be there when you need it.
    8. Handguns don’t hog the remote.
    9. A handgun will always listen to you, and speak whenever you want it to.
    10. A handgun is perfectly happy being used all the time, not at all, or anything in between.

    JR
     
  2. bogie

    bogie Senior Member

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    Toilet seat up, toilet seat down - it just doesn't matter.
     
  3. lee n. field

    lee n. field Senior Member

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    Turnabout's fair play.

    11) Handguns don't get jealous and possessive if they're replaced.
     
  4. spacemanspiff

    spacemanspiff Senior Member

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    well, not if the person is cheap and gets an unreliable handgun. you get what you pay for. the cheaper the handgun/man, the less dependable usually.
    :neener:
     
  5. CZ 75 BD

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    A handgun...

    does not care how many other handguns you shoot.
     
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    Mastrogiacomo Senior Member

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    I knew this post wasn't far behind....:evil:
     
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    Carlos Cabeza Senior Member

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    You don't have to feed a handgun, you can just throw it in a drawer until the next time you need it. :D
     
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    Turnabout is indeed fair play.

    pax

    Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. -- Henry Kissinger
     
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