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The greatness of Ted Nugent

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  1. Grassman

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    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a French journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting.
    The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or
    is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'
    Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.'
     
  2. camoman33935

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    thats funny right there :D
     
  3. Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow

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    May or may not be true. But he's a heck of an archer - have seem him nail the heart on an ungulate at 60 yards.
     
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    And I heard it was actually a British journalist.

    Facts go astray when the media is involved.
     
  5. bad_aim_billy

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    His Zebra-striped arrows have been scientifically proven to kill big game up to .1% more effectively.
     
  6. PT1911

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    heard it... loved it.... all 57 times...LMAO
     
  7. Ruger

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    Nugent for president 2012
     
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    I like him, but sometimes he goes a little too far to where he might actually be detrimental to the cause.

    I met him once when I was a kid at a hunting show. He was kind of a jerk.
     
  9. MCgunner

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    Sweaty Teddy is my hero. When attending a concert, required attire is camo. :D He usually ends his concerts by shooting something with his bow. The one I attended he shot an exploding guitar. I saw one on the net filmed during the desert shield/storm thing where he shot a mannequin of Saddam Hussein. That one was cool.
     
  10. saturno_v

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    Nugent is an ignorant idiot

    I would like to see how long he would last in a training camp with the Foreign Legion before they kick his ass to a pulp.....

    I still have to understand what is be the problem with France that some evidently not very educated people seems to have....
     
  11. MCgunner

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    French military history......


    - Gallic Wars
    - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]

    - Hundred Years War
    - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

    - Italian Wars
    - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

    - Wars of Religion
    - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

    - Thirty Years War
    - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

    - War of Revolution
    - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

    - The Dutch War
    - Tied

    - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
    - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

    - War of the Spanish Succession
    - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

    - American Revolution
    - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

    - French Revolution
    - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

    - The Napoleonic Wars
    - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

    - The Franco-Prussian War
    - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

    - World War I
    - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    - World War II
    - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

    - War in Indochina
    - Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

    - Algerian Rebellion
    - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

    - War on Terrorism
    - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

    The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"

    "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."

    Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you."

    With only an hour and a half of research, Jonathan Duczkowski provided the following losses:

    Norse invasions, 841-911.
    After having their way with the French for 70 years, the Norse are bribed by a French King named Charles the Simple (really!) who gave them Normandy in return for peace. Normans proceed to become just about the only positive military bonus in France's [favour] for next 500 years.

    Andrew Ouellette posts this in response:

    1066 A.D. William The Conquerer Duke and Ruler of France Launches the Largest Invasion in the history of the world no other was as large until the same trip was taken in reverse on June 6th 1944 William Fights Harold for the Throne of England Which old king Edward rightfully left to William but Harold Usurped the throne Will fights the Saxons (English)wins and the French Rule England for the Next 80 Years. then the French start the largest building and economic infrastructure since the fall of the Roman Empire the Norman Economy skyrockets and the Normans inadvertantly start England to become a major world Power Vive La France-

    Matt Davis posts this in response to Andrew Ouellette above:

    Oh dear. We seem to have overlooked some basic facts. Firstly, Philip the First (1060 - 1108) was King of France at the time of the Norman invasion of 1066 - William was Duke of Normandy and, incidentally, directly descended from the Vikings. William was, therefore, as alien to France as the experience of victory. Since Philip did not invade England, the victory at Hastings was Norman - not French. Normandy may be a part of France now but it most certainly wasn't in 1066. Therefore, William's coronation as King of England had nothing whatsoever to do with the French. As usual, they were nowhere near the place when the fighting was going on. The mistaken belief that 1066 was a French victory leads to the Third Rule of French Warfare; "When incapable of any victory whatsoever - claim someone else's".

    Mexico, 1863-1864.
    France attempts to take advantage of Mexico's weakness following its thorough thrashing by the U.S. 20 years earlier ("Halls of Montezuma"). Not surprisingly, the only unit to distinguish itself is the French Foreign Legion (consisting of, by definition, non-Frenchmen). Booted out of the country a little over a year after arrival.

    Panama jungles 1881-1890.
    No one but nature to fight, France still loses; canal is eventually built by the U.S. 1904-1914.

    Napoleonic Wars.
    Should be noted that the Grand Armee was largely (~%50) composed of non-Frenchmen after 1804 or so. Mainly disgruntled minorities and anti-monarchists. Not surprisingly, these performed better than the French on many occasions.

    Haiti, 1791-1804.
    French defeated by rebellion after sacrificing 4,000 Poles to yellow fever. Shows another rule of French warfare; when in doubt, send an ally.

    India, 1673-1813.
    British were far more charming than French, ended up victors. Therefore the British are well known for their tea, and the French for their whine (er, wine...). Ensures 200 years of bad teeth in England.

    Barbary Wars, middle ages-1830.
    Pirates in North Africa continually harass European shipping in Meditteranean. France's solution: pay them to leave us alone. America's solution: kick their asses ("the Shores of Tripoli"). [America's] first overseas victories, won 1801-1815.

    1798-1801, Quasi-War with U.S.
    French privateers (semi-legal pirates) attack U.S. shipping. U.S. fights France at sea for 3 years; French eventually cave; sets precedent for next 200 years of Franco-American relations.

    Moors in Spain, late 700s-early 800s.
    Even with Charlemagne leading them against an enemy living in a hostile land, French are unable to make much progress. Hide behind Pyrennes until the modern day.

    French-on-French losses (probably should be counted as victories too, just to be fair):

    1208: Albigenses Crusade, French massacared by French.
    When asked how to differentiate a heretic from the faithful, response was "Kill them all. God will know His own." Lesson: French are badasses when fighting unarmed men, women and children.

    St. Bartholomew Day Massacre, August 24, 1572.
    Once again, French-on-French slaughter.

    Third Crusade.
    Philip Augustus of France throws hissy-fit, leaves Crusade for Richard the Lion Heart to finish.

    Seventh Crusade.
    St. Louis of France leads Crusade to Egypt. Resoundingly crushed.

    [Eighth] Crusade.
    St. Louis back in action, this time in Tunis. See Seventh Crusade.

    Also should be noted that France attempted to hide behind the Maginot line, sticking their head in the sand and pretending that the Germans would enter France that way. By doing so, the Germans would have been breaking with their traditional route of invading France, entering through Belgium (Napoleonic Wars, Franco-Prussian War, World War I, etc.). French ignored this though, and put all their effort into these defenses.

    Thomas Whiteley has submitted this addition to me:

    Seven year War 1756-1763
    Lost: after getting hammered by Frederick the Great of Prussia (yep, the Germans again) at Rossbach, the French were held off for the remainder of the War by Frederick of Brunswick and a hodge-podge army including some Brits. War also saw France kicked out of Canada (Wolfe at Quebec) and India (Clive at Plassey).

    Richard Mann, an American in France wants to add the following:

    The French consider the departure of the French from Algeria in 1962-63, after 130 years on colonialism, as a French victory and especially consider C. de Gaulle as a hero for 'leading' said victory over the unwilling French public who were very much against the departure. This ended their colonialism. About 2 million ungrateful Algerians lost their lives in this shoddy affair.
     
  12. H&Hhunter

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    Using foreign nationals many of whom are thugs and criminals to do your dirty work. Another sign of bravery and national greatness.;)
     
  13. saturno_v

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    So..what's the problem?? You judge a country only on his military history?? (never mind many listed "simplifications" not really historical facts).

    So Sweden, Finland or Denmark are not decent countries because they have insignificant military histories??

    We got tied in the Korean war and forced to an armistice.

    We got our problem in a minuscole backward country like Vietnam where the French, wisely, suggested to stay out of it.

    France historically is almost never been an overwhelmingly powerful country compared to his peers...England, Germany, etc... it's not easy to draw comparisons with the United States.

    The French went to war with us on Desert Storm (with a socialist president at that time)....actually French and British warplanes did the first sortie.

    Intelligently they kept out of our useless war in Iraq that is bankrupting us.

    They have one of the best mobile crisis reaction force that intervene in hot places (as they proved over and over in Africa)

    They are always ready to send the peacekeeping forces everywhere.

    Training in the Foreign Legion is one of the harshest in the world as even many Americans can confirm.

    Despite being a small country, they strive to mantain their technological independence, developing their own aerospace industry...they have the largest aircraft carrier in service after ours.

    They are friends..they like Americans, I felt extremely welcomed over there.

    Thye just had problem with our mentally challenged former president as many of us did.

    It is a great country with one of the highest quality of living with leading industries...ever been there??
     
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    Do you have any statistics that tells you what is the ratio of foreign VS French in the foreign legion??

    Since the 60's you need to have a "mostly" clean criminal record to join the legion otherwise you get expelled.

    All officers and NCO are French.

    We recruited not exactly clen people too in our armed forces.

    Poor people usually go to war....everywhere.
     
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    You'd be amazed at who may be considering joining the legion...

    Hello,

    In answer to your email, we address a documentation (enclosure) to you which summarizes the essence of what it is necessary to know about the methods of engagement for the Foreign legion.

    IMPORTANT:

    a) For any medical problem only an army medical officer is entitled to rule on yours case. This is done exclusively within the framework of the visit of engagement.
    b) For all the cases concerning justice the answer to your question can be done only after one preliminary discussion with a recruiter in a Station of Information Foreign legion (P.I.L.E.) or a Station of Recruitment Foreign legion (P.R.L.E.).

    Any volunteer, whatever his nationality and his country of origin must be presented in one of the stations of recruitment or information of the Foreign legion in Metropolitan France (idem for the residents in the DOM & TOM), with a valid identity paper.

    It can present every day of the year in an office of the Foreign legion, nevertheless we advise you to come in the week from 9:00 to 17:00 to facilitate the administrative tasks.

    Lodging and the food are ensured throughout the period of recruitment.

    The candidate will then be subjected to operations of selection and orientation during one period of approximately 04 weeks, and this without any contact with outside.

    We draw your attention to the following points:

    · recruitment is opened to the men (and only to the men) 17 years ½ at 40 years.
    No exemptions before and after these crenels.

    · The Foreign legion cannot grant any support in your administrative approaches to you to obtain a visa (nationals except the EEC).

    · The Foreign legion cannot financially help you for your project of voyage.

    It is strongly advised to you to have a ticket return in order not to find you in infringement with respect to the French legislation on the stay from abroad.

    If its candidature is approved, the volunteer will be authorized to subscribe one 05 years duration an unconditional contract minimum. In the contrary case and whatever is the reason, it will be immediately returned to the civil life.

    Personal businesses has to take to present to you :

    · At least 01 valid identity paper, therefore minimum a valid passport with or without Visa for the foreigners at the European Community (otherwise an indentity card for the nationals of the EEC).

    · 01 correct civil behaviour, Body linen for 05 days (slipways, undershirt, socks),

    · 01 pair of sport shoe,

    · complete Toilet bag (brushes with tooth, towel, foam to be shaved and razor, soap),

    · Maximum 30 to 60 € of pocket money (in small cuts).

    Not to take :

    · Convey/motor bike,

    · telephone or laptop, reader MP3,

    · cumbersome or invaluable object,

    · notebook of accounts - cheques or bank card,

    · etc…


    Do not forget to consult the enclosures,

    For more information consult following Internet sites:

    http://www.legion-recrute.com

    http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/

    While hoping to have given you satisfaction, receive, Sir, the expression of our sincerity.
     
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    People may consider.....but people get expelled too after background checks....I know that as a fact...minor brushes with the law may be ok...nothing major
     
  17. .45Guy

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    :DMy record is clean...
     
  18. H&Hhunter

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    Saturno,

    RELAX I was making a joke and did not intend to insult your national heritage. And for the record besides being to old there is no FRICKIN way that my fat butt would get through Foreign Legion training.

    Now as far as Nugent goes he has a saying which I think everyone will agree with. You might not like what I have to say but it's impossible to ignore me.
     
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    I'm not French at all :D:D

    Who "mostly" would agree with Nugent statement about the French?? The vast majority of Americans have no problems with France....they love it when they go there...

    You cannot beat their baguettes and croissants!!! :D:D

    By the way when my wife's uncle developed a rare form of bone cancer, for that particular disease the best treatment available in the world was in France...he got his life saved.
     
  20. .45Guy

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    I'm still in the planning stages at the moment.
     
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    Saturno,

    Anytime a life is saved that is good news!

    .45guy are you going to join the F.F.L? If nothing else it would be one hell of a story to tell your grand kids. I think you should do it.
     
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    I had great time with the folks from the Legion in Namibia.
    There were couple of Americans as well.
     
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    Amonf the few things I do not like about France is their restrictive gun laws and their often fugly cars...:D:D
     
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    I'm considering it at the moment. I've already done several branches here at home, and frankly, it's time for a change of scenery.
     
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    If you join and you pass the torture test, try to get assigned in New Caledonia or French Polynesia...is abosolutely SPECTACULAR there..

    Do you speak French already???
     
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