Phyphor
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A flashbang...
in a gorrila suit?
Lawdog thought he was gyrating before........
in a gorrila suit?
Lawdog thought he was gyrating before........
The LawDog Files, part 1
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JMusic
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No sacrafice is to great!
TrapperReady
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I figure he'd type the rest, but the zipper on the back of the gorilla suit is stuck and he can't type with it on. 
denfoote
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Hey LawDog,
At least it wasn't a pink Deputy Dawg or Quick Draw McGraw suit!!!
At least it wasn't a pink Deputy Dawg or Quick Draw McGraw suit!!!
GruntII
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Have you told em the snake and mongoose story?Long time since the rysher board eh?
Don Gwinn
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Yep, we got the Saga of Squeaker on The Firing Line.
But maybe you know some old Lawdog Files we haven't heard?
But maybe you know some old Lawdog Files we haven't heard?
GruntII
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Don Gwinn said:
Been a while and the mongoose story stood out in my mind. As I recall from the days at the old rysher SOF board LD has a million of them.
Templar223
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Lawdog,
This 'sheriff' would take kindly to you continuing this story right soon.
I like your boss' <ahem> interesting selection of distraction devices.
John
This 'sheriff' would take kindly to you continuing this story right soon.
I like your boss' <ahem> interesting selection of distraction devices.
John
sm
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Somewhere in a small Texas Sheriff Department, the Chief's Secretary peeks thru the blinds so see what all the rukus is about...
"Betty Lou- you cannot just run in here without knocking first, what are you so out of breath about?"
huff....puff..."Look out the blinds...we got us a mob outside!!".
"Oh my heavens! We got folks with signs , wearing pink Monkey Masks, kids in dressed in pink monkey suits..."
"Thems Gorillas"
"Don't tell me what - I am the Chief".
Part III...PartIII...PartIII
'Oh heavens what do they want?"
"Sign over there says THR, another one says LawDog"
"Must be a full moon, Looney Bin musta had a breakout".
'No...I think some durn fool sent a Deputy out to serve a warrant in Pink Gorilla suit, and they want to hear the rest of the story...".
"Betty Lou, you are on thin ice, I am the Chief , not some "durn fool"
<Head tilt and grin by Betty Lou>
"So where is LawDog anyway?"
"You sent him out to investigate the Mavis place".
" I did? I mean I DID. I wonder what happened?"
"Don't you remember, neighbors heard screams, then again normally screams are heard out there."
"LawDog call in?"
"Yeah something about one of them getting a zipper caught in a electric can opener...".
"Get the Boy on the radio, forget the can opener, we need him to control this here mob situation".
"Chief?"
'Yeah what now?'
"We got some folks in Gorilla suits doing ...doing...looks like the Funky Chicken or something..."
"Oh Gawd , call the State boys, this is serious...".
"Betty Lou- you cannot just run in here without knocking first, what are you so out of breath about?"
huff....puff..."Look out the blinds...we got us a mob outside!!".
"Oh my heavens! We got folks with signs , wearing pink Monkey Masks, kids in dressed in pink monkey suits..."
"Thems Gorillas"
"Don't tell me what - I am the Chief".
Part III...PartIII...PartIII
'Oh heavens what do they want?"
"Sign over there says THR, another one says LawDog"
"Must be a full moon, Looney Bin musta had a breakout".
'No...I think some durn fool sent a Deputy out to serve a warrant in Pink Gorilla suit, and they want to hear the rest of the story...".
"Betty Lou, you are on thin ice, I am the Chief , not some "durn fool"
<Head tilt and grin by Betty Lou>
"So where is LawDog anyway?"
"You sent him out to investigate the Mavis place".
" I did? I mean I DID. I wonder what happened?"
"Don't you remember, neighbors heard screams, then again normally screams are heard out there."
"LawDog call in?"
"Yeah something about one of them getting a zipper caught in a electric can opener...".
"Get the Boy on the radio, forget the can opener, we need him to control this here mob situation".
"Chief?"
'Yeah what now?'
"We got some folks in Gorilla suits doing ...doing...looks like the Funky Chicken or something..."
"Oh Gawd , call the State boys, this is serious...".
sumpnz
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I think I might have a copy of it somewhere, but do a search on lawdog_files.pdf or something like that. I downloaded it off here a while ago after Lawdog's story about the fireworks celebration (snigger, chuckel - that was a good one).Kodiak AK said:
Zundfolge
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sumpnz said:
I put together the PDF (or at least A PDF...maybe there's more than one).
I'm waiting until he shows up here to post the final part of this one so I can update it.
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=26386&d=1121187453
Zundfolge
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Dave Bean said:
Too clean? I didn't change a single word of his copy.
sumpnz
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Come on Dawg - You're leaving us hangin'.
Zundfolge
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Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...
RCL
Member
Must be an ongoing investigation
MissileCop
Member
Dammit!
Someone 'cuff that man to a keyboard, and tell him to finish the story!
I's got people waitin'!
Someone 'cuff that man to a keyboard, and tell him to finish the story!
I's got people waitin'!
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