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The LawDog Files, part 1

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by LawDog, Jan 10, 2006.

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  1. Phyphor

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    A flashbang...

    in a gorrila suit?


    Lawdog thought he was gyrating before........ :neener:
     
  2. JMusic

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    No sacrafice is to great!:evil:
     
  3. Dave Bean

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    BTT :)

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  4. Vic303

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    Any word yet on Part III?:D
     
  5. Dave Bean

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    I hope he doesn't get the idea that I'm stalking him or something like that. ;)

    Dave Bean
     
  6. pax

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    Well, now, Dawg?

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  7. TrapperReady

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    I figure he'd type the rest, but the zipper on the back of the gorilla suit is stuck and he can't type with it on. ;) :D
     
  8. denfoote

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    Hey LawDog,

    At least it wasn't a pink Deputy Dawg or Quick Draw McGraw suit!!! :evil:
     
  9. GruntII

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    Have you told em the snake and mongoose story?Long time since the rysher board eh?
     
  10. Don Gwinn

    Don Gwinn Moderator Emeritus

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    Yep, we got the Saga of Squeaker on The Firing Line.

    But maybe you know some old Lawdog Files we haven't heard?
     
  11. GruntII

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    Been a while and the mongoose story stood out in my mind. As I recall from the days at the old rysher SOF board LD has a million of them.
     
  12. Kodiak AK

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    How does one aquire that file?
     
  13. Herself

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    Y'know, that's a real antidote to cyncism about the po-lice! Go, Lawdog, go!

    Real shock and awe! And some high-steppin'.

    --H
     
  14. Templar223

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    Lawdog,

    This 'sheriff' would take kindly to you continuing this story right soon.

    I like your boss' <ahem> interesting selection of distraction devices.

    John
     
  15. sm

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    Somewhere in a small Texas Sheriff Department, the Chief's Secretary peeks thru the blinds so see what all the rukus is about...

    "Betty Lou- you cannot just run in here without knocking first, what are you so out of breath about?"

    huff....puff..."Look out the blinds...we got us a mob outside!!".

    "Oh my heavens! We got folks with signs , wearing pink Monkey Masks, kids in dressed in pink monkey suits..."

    "Thems Gorillas"

    "Don't tell me what - I am the Chief".

    Part III...PartIII...PartIII

    'Oh heavens what do they want?"

    "Sign over there says THR, another one says LawDog"

    "Must be a full moon, Looney Bin musta had a breakout".

    'No...I think some durn fool sent a Deputy out to serve a warrant in Pink Gorilla suit, and they want to hear the rest of the story...".

    "Betty Lou, you are on thin ice, I am the Chief , not some "durn fool"

    <Head tilt and grin by Betty Lou>

    "So where is LawDog anyway?"

    "You sent him out to investigate the Mavis place".

    " I did? I mean I DID. I wonder what happened?"

    "Don't you remember, neighbors heard screams, then again normally screams are heard out there."

    "LawDog call in?"

    "Yeah something about one of them getting a zipper caught in a electric can opener...".

    "Get the Boy on the radio, forget the can opener, we need him to control this here mob situation".

    "Chief?"

    'Yeah what now?'

    "We got some folks in Gorilla suits doing ...doing...looks like the Funky Chicken or something..."

    "Oh Gawd , call the State boys, this is serious...".
     
  16. Vic303

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    LawDog! LawDog! LawDog! LawDog! LawDog! LawDog! LawDog! LawDog!
     
  17. sumpnz

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    I think I might have a copy of it somewhere, but do a search on lawdog_files.pdf or something like that. I downloaded it off here a while ago after Lawdog's story about the fireworks celebration (snigger, chuckel - that was a good one).
     
  18. Zundfolge

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    I put together the PDF (or at least A PDF...maybe there's more than one).

    I'm waiting until he shows up here to post the final part of this one so I can update it.


    http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=26386&d=1121187453
     
  19. Dave Bean

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    That .pdf file is too clean. I think half the character of his writings is the slang he uses.

    It's been a while....should we be worried??????

    Dave Bean
     
  20. Bigreno

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    I'll try and prod him about this thread at work tomorrow. I will see if I can get him back here to post the rest of the story.:p
     
  21. Zundfolge

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    Too clean? I didn't change a single word of his copy. :confused:
     
  22. sumpnz

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    Come on Dawg - You're leaving us hangin'.
     
  23. Zundfolge

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    Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...
     
  24. RCL

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    Must be an ongoing investigation:scrutiny:





    :neener:
     
  25. MissileCop

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    Dammit!

    Someone 'cuff that man to a keyboard, and tell him to finish the story!

    I's got people waitin'!

    :cuss:

    :neener:
     
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