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The New Yorker wants you to caption this gun cartoon!

Discussion in 'Activism' started by jlbraun, Aug 28, 2007.

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  1. jlbraun

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    Hmmm... Looks like Mayor Bloomberg spent so much city government time and money on guns, he REALLY let the infrastructure go to ****!
     
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    "Sarah Brady's explanation for how Cain slew Abel"
     
  4. jlbraun

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    Thag told me about this thing. He called it a "democracy".
     
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    Guns: The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. :rolleyes:
     
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    "I'm glad they invented this before the telephone - do you have any idea how long it takes the cops to get here?"
     
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    Do you think we could stop those marauding thieves from killing our clan with this? It looks like it would be great for getting food, too!

    Submitted to the New Yorker.
    (I would think that what they are looking for is an insurance slogan here, research Geico caveman)
     
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    Odd Job Can probably X-ray it

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    You better wait here: no clubs are allowed in the gun.
     
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    AndyC, please tell me you submitted that!
     
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    Funny
     
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    1) You're right, dino caliber it is! Civilization here we come!!

    2) Wait a sec... don't yell FIRE just now will ya?!

    3) Hey, mind if I ask you to take care of a global warming problem over yonder?
     
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    They say it's so simple, even we could use it.
     
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    How the NRA's Eddie the Eagle Campaign came about: STOP! Don't Touch.
    Leave the Area. Tell an Adult.
     
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    AWESOME! ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

    Hilarious.

    There were a bunch of others that were good as well. Keep up the good work gentlemen.
     
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    Thag told me about this thing. He called it a "democracy".


    Sounds great but maybe it should say:
    Thag told me about this thing. He called it a "republic".
    It's kind of a pet peeve of mine when people say our system of government is a democracy and don't beleive me when I say constitutional republic.
     
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    1) "It's ten times our size Zog, and we aren't afraid of it. I wonder why the media is?"

    2) "Ok, you win Thag. the biggest I've got is a S&W .500." "But I wanna watch when you shoot it."

    3) "I told you Thag." "Don't waste your clams on a cheap holster, it won't hold your carry piece securely."

    4) Dave waited. There were two of the tiny cavemen. Just two more and he would get the pencil and some glue. His new cleaning rod was almost complete.
     
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    "What caliber for miniature zombie cavemen?"

    (Obviously, a THR "in joke")
     
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    "We can always pretend that it doesn't exist."

    "But the sign said that this is a Gun Free Zone."

    "Looks like the Holland Tunnel to me."
     
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    well if its for the "New Yorker" then: I told you it would grow legs and kill some one!

    But for the ANTI Anit-gun group: (caveman1) Man I knew these useless clubs would be outdated the second i bought one.(cave man 2) Dude I got a COLT!
     
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    HA! Somebody save this and crop out the cavemen. It will forever be the answer to future questions like, "What caliber for an asteroid?"

    And yeah, they're obviously looking for: "So easy a caveman could do it."

    but we shan't give that to them.

    I propose:

    "So Bob, I'm guessing you'll need a larger case tumbler?"
     
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    "Well the gods left us the riddle of steel. Now we just need to find the riddle of smokeless powder."

    "I told you he was bluffing."
     
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    "Top of the food chain here we come!"
     
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    Bertha?! Is that you?! You growed!
     
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    "Zorg, I just designed the first gun, how do you like it? I know the inside of the barrel is at least three times the diameter of the cylinder holes, but I built it off of the blueprints of some clueless cartoonist. I will perfect the design later."
     
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    "Dang. God dropped his backup weapon again!"
     
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