The New Yorker wants you to caption this gun cartoon!

[dust_101]

Thag, you stay here. I'll go get Mayor Bloomberg.

...but what I love is if you fill it out and submit it, you get a message:

Purchase this cartoon with the caption you submitted as a matted print for only $49.95 now.

Whoa!!! Hold me BACK!

 

[AndyC]

"Pro-magnum man" - love it

Edit: Yes, I submitted mine - I'm surprised you guys liked it, to be honest - I was trying for something with a bit more bite.

 

[.cheese.]

"and if you do buy it, do you think you can afford to shoot it?"

while I'm LOL'ing, sadly most wouldn't get it. Clever though.

 

[kludge]

"So waddya think, can you put a compensator on this thing? The recoil is killing me."

-or-

"Geez, Martin, I'm all for harvesting brontos humanely, but this is rediculous!"

-or-

"Yeah, I know the holster's pricey, but I can only get two out of a T-rex hide... Can I put you down for a matching belt?"

-or-

"This way if you miss COM by a few inches, it just doesn't matter."

-or-

"Overpenetration?!?! That's funny, Stan. What'd you make your cave out of, plaster?"

-or-

"Penetration?!?! With a bullet this big, do you really think that's gonna matter?"

-or-

"Yup, it's the new 500 Thousand Smith and Wesson. It's what the guys on THR recommended I get for 'woods carry.'"

 

[The Guy]

"Once the minaturization tech comes along, I'll be rich!"

And underneath,

Great Moments in History presents Zog Colt

 

[jungleroy]

So this is what spears look like in the future.
.
.
Thor says this is the only thing that will stop those big Tyrant-U-Saurus Rex's ..

 

[foghornl]

"Ogg, you been reading 30 minutes. This thing must be a 'Ruger'."

Bad joke about Rugers "Safety Novel" roll-stamped on barrels of their guns.

 

[romma]

I would love to be a fly on the wall when the editors start reading these emails..

Something tells me that even they would get a kick out of at least some of these replies.

 

[walking arsenal]

"Gulliver says he wants this cleaned by noon"

 

[Glockman17366]

"Gulliver says he wants this cleaned by noon"

That's a good one!
I don't think too many folks would have a clue what it's about though...

 

[fordman650]

wow fred the gods do love us

 

[One of Many]

Rule # 11 - never place yourself in front of the muzzle of any weapon you do not control.

 

[MIL-DOT]

" it just keeps echoing..'well,punk, do ya?' "

 

[Stevie-Ray]

Listen. You can hear the traffic!

 

[koja48]

Now if they were Cave Women . . . "Does this make my butt look big?" (Sorry, ladies). But since they appear to be Cave Men: "I don't need no stinkin' directions." Did I miss offending anyone?

 

[fordman650]

with this we will remain free

 

[Owen]

It's just been sitting here, doing absolutely nothing since our forebears crawled from the sea...

 

[DrBoomBoom]

What a .22 looks like to an anti.

 

[GRB]

Entering would be a tad pointless, the contest is quite stale.

 

[Johnnybgood]

I say we go find someone else to rob!

 

[helpless]

"What is it? I dont know, so I dont like it."

or

"What is it? I dont know, lets Ban it."

 

[JLStorm]

"What is it? I dont know, lets Ban it."

lmao excellent!

 

[Sharps-shooter]

"Ogg, you been reading 30 minutes. This thing must be a 'Ruger'."

Bad joke about Rugers "Safety Novel" roll-stamped on barrels of their guns.

No honest neanderthal needs a revolver smaller than a canned brontosaurus.

 

[Mr White]

This could be useful if only it was small enough to carry around.

 

[Koos Custodiet]

>You better wait here: no clubs are allowed in the gun. <- Now *this* one is fsck funny!