What kind of heartless ba$***** are you, nothing for the kids? How about a good old game of mailbox baseball for the little ones? Helps develop their eye-hand coordination, so it's edgimacational. Extra points for hitting one mounted directly to a telephone pole and not losing feeling in your arm. Bonus points if they can knock a mailbox off its mounts with a tossed beer bottle over 40mph after they've had a few. To keep this High Road, they should be at least 12 years old.