This is a little strange...

[Third_Rail]

My mother is anti-gun.


She asked me if I'd like some 5.11 clothing for my new job.


Firearms related: isn't this the brand recommended all the time for CCW?
The irony!

 

[Hardtarget]

MOMS...'ya gotta love 'em. You did agree...didn't you? Just think of all the stuff you can haul around with you! I'm impressed!
Mark.

 

[Sleeping Dog]

I thought 5.11 is about rock/cliff/mountain climbing.

What's your new job?

 

[Third_Rail]

Of course I agreed! Two pairs of pants, two polos.


Job? OfficeMax, of all places. Hey, whatever works until I'm in college next year.