This Is Impossible!! 7 Shot Dead In One Day In Gun Free Obama Town

[Evergreen]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57566080/chicagos-deadly-day-shootings-kill-7-wound-6/

How can this be?? 7 people killed and 6 wounded in different incidences in Obama's very own Chicago, which has some of the strictest gun control measures enforced in the entire country.

What I don't get is the fact that handguns and conceal carry is illegal and yet the criminals still decide to murder and kill? I am not so sad about the people who were killed as I am the fact that they would dare violate the handgun bans and illegally carry a weapon when our benevolent and noble government officials worked so hard to create gun control measures that would help protect us! These politicians worked very hard and this makes a mockery of them. That is what angers me most of all!

Now, I am thinking to myself, will Feinstein and Hussein Obama's "Assault Weapon Ban" help save us? I mean if Obama's very own hometown is one of the most violent in America even with the strictest bans and regulations in place, how will the rest of the country fare?

I am thinking they should start banning humans, I've heard it is effective at reducing gun violence, at least in Chicago.

 

[Jorg Nysgerrig]

Let's see, random new story; tired sarcasm wondering how crime could happen in a fair city with strict laws; a comment about criminals not following laws; more sarcasm about politicians; subtly slipping the Obama's middle name for a bit of "maybe he is a secret Muslim" xenophobia; and a dazzlingly insightful comment about banning humans.

I'm not sure there is anything anyone could add to this post to make it any more awesome, so I'll just close it.

PS. The use of an apocryphal Nazi quote ties the whole motif together. Well played!