Travel Channel, Shooting at Bigfoot in OK?

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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here."

- Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

brad cook
 
People in this part of OK are always seeing bigfoot, they are very proud of it too. There have been sighting claims for years. Of course the meth and booze have nothing to do with it. :D
 
I live near where this was filmed and know some of the people involved. It was a huge scam. They really got a kick out of making that crap up and getting it put on TV.
 
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here."

LOL, thanks, Brad. The day he died was one of those times I really wish roundtable was still here.
 
Last summer one night I was sleeping on the back porch. When for some reason I awoke. I smelled something really foul and saw this big shadow (there was a full moon) moving across the back yard probably 50 yards away. I thinking it was Bigfoot grabbed my PPK and started blasting until I heard grandma’s voice telling me to cease-fire. Apparently the beans we had for dinner didn’t agree with grandma and she got up to go to the outhouse. I only managed to get off 4 shots before I realized grandma wasn’t Bigfoot. 3 missed completely and one hit her in her rear doing no damage. Grandma and my wife were really mad and took away the rest of my bullets for a month but grandpa said she deserved it.

Just Joking.
 
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um DUH! they're not going to find Bigfoot there. everybody knows that the Sasquatch lives up here in the Pacific Northwest. he even ate my dad's Cheetoh's. i swear! i heard it around the campfire when we were camping in the woods when i was 6.

Bobby
 
Well that's it. I guess I am going to have to hook the trailer back up to my Volkswagen Bug and start driving around again with my servo motored, laptop adjustable, tripod mounted 37mm BAC (bigfoot annihilation cannon), just in case I see one...the dumb @$$ :cuss: tv crews, not bigfoot. I'm not too worried about him because all of the good recipies I've found for cooking one are too blurry to read.


http://www.rock103.com/crew/pics/?pow=060903


I didn't see the show,but it wouldn't supprise me if the guys gun jammed be cause he was holding it 6 inches above his head with the sights facing left instead of facing up.
 
So why is Chewbacca on Endor?
It just don't make any sense!
If the Wookie doesn't fit, you must aquit!

I actually had my then-wife convinced that when we went on a roadie up to Oregon that I had some rounds loaded up in my 45-70 specifically for Bigfoot protection and if the chance presented itself, I would take one. She believed me...

Darrell
 
DNS, you need to get out of that museum more. There are better things to do than watch retarded shows on TV, and quite frankly, there are better things on TV. Get a Tivo and watch Shooting USA or something.
 
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