Trigger Jerk's Mantra

[Shawnee]

I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
This isn't working
This isn't working
This isn't working
This isn't working

 

[gvnwst]

THAT Shawnee, is funny.

 

[gvnwst]

but wait, are you going to replace the .243???

 

[ZeSpectre]

Now that's just plain FUNNY!

My own mantra would be just slightly different...

I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
Oooooohhhhh SHINY!
DOH!

 

[TCB in TN]

I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
I will not buy another gun
Oooooohhhhh SHINY!
DOH!

I resemble this remark!

 

[cinteal]

I have 118 . . . gave up my mantra at around 40.

Now it's

Thank you, tax refund.
Sorry, girlfriend.
Kids are too fat these days, anyway.
Beans and rice, always nice.
Who needs lights to see, I shoot my guns in the daytime.

 

[jhansman]

Hey, I've gone nearly 6 mos. without buying a gun, and have not added a cent to my already too-large CC balance. Who needs a mantra?

I do
I do
I do