Joe Demko
Member
I was over to Wally World last week and decided to purchase myself a Marlin .30-30 along with a few other household items. I'm lucky I didn't have a stroke, instead.
4:55 pm- Golgo-13 tells the elderly gentleman behind the counter he wants a Marlin. Elderly gentleman gets out an inventory book and tells Golgo-13 he has to see if the store has one.
5:05 pm Elderly gentleman announces that he has found the display model.
5:10 pm Elderly gentleman pauses to make another customer a couple of housekeys.
5:15 pm A second elderly gentleman joins the first behind the counter and proceeds to worry about the location of his cigarettes, which he has lost.
5:20 pm Elderly gentleman I annonces that they have a rifle, but it is in the back and a manager will be required to get it. He totters off in seach of a manager.
5:30 pm Elderly gentleman I returns and declares that the manager is busy but will arrive directly. He gets out the yellow form and hands it to Golgo-13. Elderly gentleman II gives Golgo-13 instructions on how to fill it out that are noteworthy in the number of errors contained.
5:35 pm Elderly gentleman II tells elderly gentleman I that he has to charge Golgo-13 two dollars for the instacheck call and that the instructions are printed on a manilla folder by the phone. Golgo-13 pays the two dollars.
5:40 pm Elderly gentleman I puts down the folder, which he has been staring at in an uncomprehending fashion, and checks out some people who have brought in merchandise from other departments. Elderly gentleman II expresses joy at having found his lighter in his smock. No cigarettes, though.
5:45pm Elderly gentleman I is still staring at the folder, his lips moving slightly as he reads. No manager has appeared yet, with or without a Marlin .30-30.
5:55pm Elderly gentlemen I and II become engaged in selling a hunting license to another customer.
5:56 pm Golgo-13 bellows "Keep the &(^%&%$! two bucks! I don't want the *%$#@! gun anymore!" and leaves the store.
I'd just as soon they didn't pick their sporting goods clerks from the diminished-capacity population in the future. After I calm down, I'll give it another shot.
4:55 pm- Golgo-13 tells the elderly gentleman behind the counter he wants a Marlin. Elderly gentleman gets out an inventory book and tells Golgo-13 he has to see if the store has one.
5:05 pm Elderly gentleman announces that he has found the display model.
5:10 pm Elderly gentleman pauses to make another customer a couple of housekeys.
5:15 pm A second elderly gentleman joins the first behind the counter and proceeds to worry about the location of his cigarettes, which he has lost.
5:20 pm Elderly gentleman I annonces that they have a rifle, but it is in the back and a manager will be required to get it. He totters off in seach of a manager.
5:30 pm Elderly gentleman I returns and declares that the manager is busy but will arrive directly. He gets out the yellow form and hands it to Golgo-13. Elderly gentleman II gives Golgo-13 instructions on how to fill it out that are noteworthy in the number of errors contained.
5:35 pm Elderly gentleman II tells elderly gentleman I that he has to charge Golgo-13 two dollars for the instacheck call and that the instructions are printed on a manilla folder by the phone. Golgo-13 pays the two dollars.
5:40 pm Elderly gentleman I puts down the folder, which he has been staring at in an uncomprehending fashion, and checks out some people who have brought in merchandise from other departments. Elderly gentleman II expresses joy at having found his lighter in his smock. No cigarettes, though.
5:45pm Elderly gentleman I is still staring at the folder, his lips moving slightly as he reads. No manager has appeared yet, with or without a Marlin .30-30.
5:55pm Elderly gentlemen I and II become engaged in selling a hunting license to another customer.
5:56 pm Golgo-13 bellows "Keep the &(^%&%$! two bucks! I don't want the *%$#@! gun anymore!" and leaves the store.
I'd just as soon they didn't pick their sporting goods clerks from the diminished-capacity population in the future. After I calm down, I'll give it another shot.