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Was the 1911 ordained by God?

Discussion in 'Handguns: General Discussion' started by Boberama, Jan 25, 2010.

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  1. Boberama

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    Yes, it was.

    This is evidence that shows that the 1911 was indeed ordained by God.

    The caliber is .45, the magazine capacity is 7 rounds. Look at Revelations 4:5:
    From the throne came flashes of lightning, rumblings and peals of thunder. Before the throne, seven lamps were blazing. These are the seven spirits of God.

    Look at Revelations 19:11:
    And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

    Flashes of lightning, seven lamps blazing, and 4:5.
    Muzzle flash, seven rounds blazing away, and .45.

    A white horse, the rider faithful and true, that judges and makes war.
    The man, the handgun faithful and true, that judges and makes war.

    "The 1911 was the design given by God to us through John M. Browning that represents the epitome of what a killing tool needs to be. It was true in 1911 and is true now." —Colonel Robert J. Coates, USMC


    Also note that John Browning's middle name was Moses. I believe that was fate, and that he was meant to lead the shooting world to the 1911, parting the waters that consisted of inferior designs.

    Remember, no matter what anybody says, the 1911 is the finest fighting handgun ever created, and the only one ordained by the Lord himself.
     
  2. docnyt

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    I heard Jesus has a Glock for CCW though. You'd never notice it under his robe. An ankle holster really would not do as it would catch the attention of Centurions poking up through His sandal.
     
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    Then why is the term "idiot mark" associated with it? :evil:
     
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    No comment.......
     
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    Hmmmm, now I know why your quiz was so biased.
     
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    Don't tell the media....they don't like biblical references on guns.
     
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    I've read, when Jesus returns to earth the angles accompanying hime will be carrying 1911's...........:what:

    So it must be true.........................
     
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    No, but the Hi-Power was :D
     
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    Enuf silly for one day. :) Probably could stand to relieve boredom in some other manner.
     
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