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When I was younger we made a cannon out of some old 1" steel pipe. We stuck it into a 2 or 3 foot ladder as a stand and would light the touch hole off by hand with a match.
Then I got a bad feeling about my hand so we reloaded it (Bullseye and about 15 .38 wadcutters-grapeshot) and I put the match in a long stick.
What do you know, I got knocked down, my friend who was standing father away hit the ground. Next thing I knew I was holding my leg and yelling. I then proceeded to pull a nice 2" triange of steel out of my thigh.
The ladder was blown to almost nothing.
2) NOTHING FOLLOWING THIS IS RECOMMENDED! DO NOT ATTEMPT.
A few years back I was living at my folks 'cause I didn't have a job and they were out of town for the week. I proceeded to grill steaks while it was snowing, watch the Daytona race and get EXTREMELY drunk. I had something of a drinking problem.
At some point that evening I figured it would be a good idea to do some shooting so I got some .22's and went into the basement. I found an old section of rail road rail for my "backstop" and proceeded to fire away at an old stereo, cans, whatever.
Oh yes, and the house is in town.
Of course, I shot the crap out of everything on that side of the basement-shooting from the hip and at some point I remember getting whacked in the head with something. I reached up, checking my glasses (they were fine) putting one hand over each eye to make sure I could still see ( I could, kinda) and wiped the blood off my head.
A round had actually hit the"backstop," which was like 7 feet away, and hit my on the rim of my eye.
I then proceeded to continue shooting.
Boy did I feel dumb the next morning.