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What are some interesting signatures or gun quotes you have seen from other THR folks

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by el44vaquero, Aug 24, 2005.

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  1. el44vaquero

    el44vaquero Member

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    Here is one I just picked up to use:

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
    --Benjamin Franklin
     
  2. boofus

    boofus Guest

    I like

    "Build a fire for a man and he will be warm for a night. Set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

    Don't remember whose sigline that is but it cracks me up every time I see it. :evil:
     
  3. Medusa

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    - Why did you shoot him 17 times?
    - The clip held no more.

    this is approximate reproduction and can't remember from where :(
     
  4. Tharg

    Tharg Member

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    To think some of my old RPG days in "present to future" gaming sessions were ...


    I keep shooting him!

    he's dead!

    I shoot him till he stops moving!

    He's moving cause yer shooting him!!!

    I KEEP SHOOTING!!!

    You ran outta ammo....he quit moving...

    well good!

    <snicker>

    J/Tharg!
     
  5. kage genin

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    I liked the quote from Atlas Shrugged, the oath of John Galt,
     
  6. Norton

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    I've seen it a few places, but think it was here first:

    "Oh, bother", said Pooh as he chambered another round.

    I love the imagery there..... :evil:
     
  7. rms/pa

    rms/pa Member

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    i always liked,

    "when you come to take my guns,mind if i give you the ammo first?"

    rms/pa
     
  8. Ric

    Ric Member

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    "a cat will blink when hit with a hammer"
    Norton: you mean this one;


    [​IMG]
     
  9. Norton

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    :D I've never seen the graphic....me like! :D
     
  10. Omni04

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    hmmmm i recall a few similar threads in the past, maybe a mod will link it!

    somebody's once said something along these lines:

    "Some people say a rifle or a shotgun isn't good in a home defense situation because the intruder can reach out and grab the barrel. I say let him, because im going to be lighting him up when he tries to do so"

    maybe i just like the term "lighting him up" :evil:
     
  11. El Tejon

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    Omni, that's Clint Smith.
     
  12. Darth Ruger

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    "Those who traded their weapons for plowshares will plow for those who didn't."


    "Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
     
  13. MountainPeak

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    Mine! It's from a Pulitzer Prize winning writer. It is meant for the spelling/grammar Nazis that just can't seem to help themselves. :neener:
     
  14. KriegHund

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    Something by a soviet leader to the effect of

    "Under the guise of democracy the people of the US will adopt communism peice by peice until they wake up one day to find they are living in the USSR"
     
  15. Standing Wolf

    Standing Wolf Member in memoriam

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    Definitely one of the tip-top best ever.
     
  16. coonan357

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    still like mine from George :D
     
  17. oneslowgun

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    I shamelessly stole this from someone on DU... If I could remember who, I would give them credit.
     
  18. Treylis

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    "As an American, I realize that my primary advantage lies in bein as well-armed as possible at all times."
     
  19. english kanigit

    english kanigit Member

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    "A 9mm might expand but a .45 won't shrink." - Somebody else :rolleyes:

    "You can't argue with a Tazer. Well, you could, but you would probably end up screaming and whimpering a lot..." :evil:

    "If it's worth shooting once, its worth shooting again...and again, and again, and again. Ammo is cheap but my life is priceless."

    "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person." :D

    "Wars are not won by dying for your country. Wars are won by making the other poor bastard die for his."


    ----I almost forget the movie collateral.

    The cab is parked back in the alley and Jamie's eating his sandwich when 180 pounds of "dead" meat fly out of a window and land on his cab.

    :evil:
     
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    Darth Ruger, the slinky is my new favorite. It's going up on the wall in my cubicle. :evil:
     
  21. BrokenPaw

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    I used to have "Build a fire for a man and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life." as my sig. Then I saw that someone else on THR was using it. I don't know if he had it first, or if I did, but I decided to change mine, for the sake of individuality.

    -BP
     
  22. shermacman

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    "You have to have a twin. No one person could be so stupid."
     
  23. Control Group

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    As one might guess from my .sig, one of my favorite THR quotes is beerslurpy's:

    "Let the best amongst them thrive and the rest can either flee or starve...Or try climbing through my bedroom window, which is pretty much the same as starving, only faster and louder."
     
  24. meathammer

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    A favorite sarcastic quote I heard on THR during a 9mm vs. .45 debate:

    "I heard you actually feel better after being shot with a .45."

    Coffee came out the nose with that one.

    --meathammer
     
  25. Strings

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    I'm stealing that beerslurpy quote for another forum!
     
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