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What gun to use for a drunken bear?

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Sam Adams, Aug 19, 2004.

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  1. Sam Adams

    Sam Adams Member

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    As they say down here, "Y'all gotta see this!

    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5761631/

    It is a story about a bear with a taste for brewskies; my question is (to keep this rib-tickler on topic): What gun would you use to stop this fellow in his tracks? Keep in mind that he's not going to be quite as sensitive to pain as before he started imbibing - how, if at all, would this affect your choice of weapon? What load to you use? Oh, and most important of all, how do you celebrate after taking him down? :D
     
  2. Cosmoline

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    Easy. Just give him some depth charges with porter and JD's. He'll be out cold in a few hours.
     
  3. spacemanspiff

    spacemanspiff Senior Member

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    psshaaaww! our bears dont drink that 'yeast-n-stuff'! they stick to good ol alaskan amber, or when they are in a really root-n-tootin mood, a bottle of jack.

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  4. Tharg

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    Heh - right to shoot bears or the right for bears to shoot (jack/cuervo/ect) ROFL
     
  5. ACP230

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    I'm thinkin' a black powder "beer can mortar" shooting Bud cans full of cement would do the trick!
     
  6. Justin

    Justin Moderator Staff Member

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    THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
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