What revolver does Santa Claus carry?

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Sandy Claws don't need a gun.

The REAL Santa Claus, Saint Nicolas, was the Bishop of Smyrna and attended the Council of Nicaea in 325 AD. That council debated (and condemned) the Aryan Heresy (Arius denied the Divinity of Christ.) Saint Nicolas debated Arius face to face and used a brilliant theological argument -- he punched his lights out! :)
 
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For heaven's only knows how many decades, Santa packed a .45 Colt single-action. However, now that the cities have gone berserk, he's had to go to a 9mm Auto. He uses +P+ ammo loaded in extended magazines.

Me, were I Santa, I'd just stop delivering toyz to the hood. Cops are afraid to go in there and hey, that tells you a lot.

I guess Santa really is a saint! ;)
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For heaven's only knows how many decades, Santa packed a .45 Colt single-action. However, now that the cities have gone berserk, he's had to go to a 9mm Auto. He uses +P+ ammo loaded in extended magazines.

Me, were I Santa, I'd just stop delivering toyz to the hood. Cops are afraid to go in there and hey, that tells you a lot.

I guess Santa really is a saint! ;)
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That’s a cool graphic. Where did you get it from?
 
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For heaven's only knows how many decades, Santa packed a .45 Colt single-action. However, now that the cities have gone berserk, he's had to go to a 9mm Auto. He uses +P+ ammo loaded in extended magazines.

Me, were I Santa, I'd just stop delivering toyz to the hood. Cops are afraid to go in there and hey, that tells you a lot.

I guess Santa really is a saint! ;)
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I answered my own question. This image is much earlier than i anticipated.

Puck magazine, 11 Dec 1912

https://www.loc.gov/item/2011649408/
 
That’s a cool graphic. Where did you get it from?

That was an actual photo I took. I said, "Hey Kris, settle down, dude!"

He apologized and said that things had gotten tough lately.

I told him that I understood.

Poor guy. I'd not want his job. And hey, where have all the good kids gone?! Spoiled little rats. I'd not be able to haul all of the coal to put in their shoes!
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If I was Santa I would probably carry a 4 inch 686. Easy enough to tuck in my sash, and shiny, to keep in the spirit of jingle bells.

My thoughts as well. Santa travels a lot, and .357 mag is good enough for pretty much anything. Also, .357 mag ammo can be found just about anywhere. (or .38 spl can)
However, being a guy that (like I said) travels a lot (literally all over the world) I'd think he would probably have a matched pair of 'em. Like me.
You know, just in case.
2 is 1, 1 is none.

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I love Colts, but Santa cannot carry one.

He would have to go with S&W, Ruger, or any other brand name that has Noel in it.
 
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