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When I become Dictator...

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by sm, Mar 12, 2009.

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  1. sm

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    ...every new born is going to get a single shot .22 rifle, ammo, eye/ ear protection, spinner target.
    Ah heck, I'm even gonna toss in a couple of cases of Popeye Spinach so they will have tin cans to shoot as well.

    Every newborn is gonna get a pocket knife, with carbon steel blades and pocket stone. Parents are gonna parent, and mentors are gonna mentor kids on shooting, knife use, and other mindsets and skillsets that will enable to them to be self reliant.

    Folks are not going to be dressed without a pocket knife.
    Knives will be back in Schools, and every teacher's desk will have a sharpening stone/diamond stone for sharpening.

    Kids will not only have guns in schools to shoot, they will also be encouraged to bring guns to school for Show-n-Tell, Shop ,History and Speech Classes, Archery will be in schools too.
    Those simple Ben Pearson archery sets ...aw...heck, granted the schools will have these, I might as well make this part of the "newborn kit".

    <frames hands>

    Whatcha think about Mumbley-Peg Contests? The schools will have these for each grade, and the winners compete against the winners of other schools?

    Yeah!

    Me too!
    <makes notes to add this to agenda>

    Ya know, I ain't ever robbed a train, or shot from a Train.
    When I become Dictator, trains are gonna have the Caboose!
    A twain is supposed to have a Caboose!

    When I become Dictator, Chicago is not going to be anything like the Chicago today.
    Keep the ball fields, museums and stuff like that.

    Have a neat dealie in Chicago where folks can shoot from trains. I am sure we can come up with some neat Targets, of all types, for any firearm platform.

    Some serious fun, with folks getting to rob trains. Then some serious lessons on Strategy & Tactics on how to rob a train, and how to defend one being robbed.

    I figure Chicago has some political buildings that will convert into some indoor ranges.


    When I become Dictator...
    You know Alan Jackson set a record for the longest line dance with his hit "Good Time".

    I want to set a record for the longest firing line.
    Just along the border.
    Targets will be placed South.
    You figure it out.

    When I become Dictator...
     
  2. CoRoMo

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    Now that is art!

    Now where's my voting ballot?
     
  3. MikePGS

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    You know I'm surprised that you didn't mention changing the standard issue round of the military to 28 gauge :neener:
     
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    Good post, thanks for the laugh this morning!

    One year at the school Christmas party we exchanged names for gifts and my bud got my name. When I opened the present low and behold a nice little two blade folder! Even the teacher thought it was a pretty cool gift. The only caveat was that she made me put it in my pocket until I got home. :eek:

    The good old days..
     
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  5. PTK

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    I still don't consider people who refuse to carry a knife as "adult".

    I've said it before, I'll say it again: Steve has some dang good advice and really has his head on straight regarding the world.
     
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    The only problem is that the things you described would not enable a dictatorship to occur. You really have to disarm the people if you want to be a dictator.
     
  7. Texpatriate

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    He's a benevolent dictator though. :D Not too many of those in history.

    How about some yard darts for the kit?
     
  8. sm

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    When I become Dictator...

    Ford is gonna make the 70's era Brono, the "Bullitt" Mustang...
    Chevy is gonna do the '61 and '73 Vette, '69 1/2 Camero, '69 Chevelle, ...
    Mopar (Chrylser) is gonna do '70 Challenger with 340 Six Packs, Chargers with 440 magnums and Baracuda's...

    Last one to the shooting range is a rotten egg. And I is gonna blow the doors of that 'Cuda again, you'll see.


    When I become Dictator...

    This Old Thang is gonna be a Firearm Mfg for Ladies firearms, and related equipment.

    It Was On Sale is gonna be a Ammo company for Ladies too.

    Well, heckfire, them ladies been trying to tell us guys since the dawn of time what they want, and ain't nobody been listening.
    Its about time someone did, and I "are" the one to change all this.


    When I become Dictator...

    I am going to set up some land, and all the criminals are invited with Free Guns, Ammo, Dope and whatever the heck else .

    Gonna be a Perimeter set up, once the criminals are in, they stays in. Part of the perimeter will be manned by trains...
    They have to put up with one another and deal with each other. They will not be able to escape...

    I mean , for instance, we gots that training dealie in Chicago with the Trains set up for a reason , remember?
    ...how to rob a train, how to defend against being robbed...

    Yeah don't tell me I don't knowed about Strategy & Tactics...

    This here Criminal Colony gets low on guns and ammo, from killing each other, just fly over and drop what they need.

    I gots other idears about crime too...


    When I become Dictator...
     
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    Just remeber a democracy is the worst kind of government, except for all the others
     
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    That's why we were establishesd as a Republic !

    sm - Ya got my vote ! ( As long as you bring back the Studebaker Hawk and Alvanti so's I can compete with the Cuda's & Mustangs)
     
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    No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power.
    - P. J. O'Rourke

    When I become Dictator...

    I figger we can run some test on some folks we currently do bidness with overseas, and then by imposing a stupid, and greed tax our Nat'l debt will be paid off in short order.


    When I become Dictator...

    While the Criminal Colony is taking care of crime stuff...

    All the former crooked politicians housed in a structure designed to capture hot air and bull chips, will-
    - No shortage of energy during the winter.
    -Fertilizer bidness gonna do real good.
     
  13. slabuda

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    The trouble with "when I am dictator" "The People" will be worse off than they are now.

    Dictatorship is to Freedom as Satan is to Christ

    In a dictatorship no mater how much you agree with the ruling party you are still not free. The followers of Chavez in Venezuela, Nazis in Germany and Marxists in 1930's Russia, while agreeable with their rulers were still not free.

    Even though I may love to have everyone have guns I would be saddened by not giving "The People" the choice to have guns.

    The greatest words ever penned by man begin with "We the People..."

    PS it still is a fun thread though ;)
     
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    SM..

    I don't often say this.... But you and I are of like mind. I do miss some of the past times.........:(
     
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    I am using the term Dictator as a fun thing, in case some have not picked up on it.

    Besides, a buddy of mine is using the expression When I become King...
    So I cannot use "king"

    I know a gal that uses the expression When I become HBIC...
    [Head ...err...lemmee edit hers...Head Broad In Charge...]
    So since I am guy, I for sure cannot use that expression.

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    When I become Dictator...

    I'm gonna have some kids show up, gather around, and I will read The Old Man And The Boy by Robert Ruark to them.

    Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau is going to be read to me, and others gathered by bigger kids.

    Any and all books that have been placed on a Banned List for Public Schools, are going to be put back in Schools.

    Reloading Shotgun Shells and Metallic Cartridges will be added to curricula as "shop classes" in schools.
     
  16. Proud Boer

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    sm,

    Can't wait for the advent of your dictatorship! I will move to your country immediately.

    Please dont forget as part of your social program to supply,for free, all comlibs and other assorted socialists with microwave ovens......those 60 seater models!
     
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    I wouldn't want to be "dicktater", nor king, as I am already Emperor. My Empire Includes you as dictator of this particular planet! But I rule over many others as well, with my super black evil laser cannon full auto drone army(just to keep the "aliens" at bay)......LOL
     
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    Dictatorship is a fragile concept . . . even in third world powers

    Hopefully, America will not become a "third world power" as we approach the twenty-first Century in earnest. Computers have "enslaved" us all more swiftly than we could have realized. Shooting from the hip has quleched most ability to do so. "Problem-Solvers" have been replaced with computer-problem-solvers. I believe computers resent our attempts to "correct" their flaws. cliffy
     
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    So, how do we go around nominating this guy? I can't wait to vote!

    Are you going to get rid of the ATF, it would make some dandy convienance stores...:D
     
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    FATC

    When I become Dictator...
    My stimulus package is gonna be the acronym FATC (pronounced "fats")

    Firearms, Alcohol, Tobacco & Caffeine.

    Snag what you need, no tax, no paper drill...and plenty more where that come from.

    *i-are-gonna-be-good-at-dictatorship*
     
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    sm is loose again, somebody get the net...
     
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    When I become Dictator...

    County Fairs are going back to having "gallery guns" and real "turkey shoots".

    For you whippersnappers:
    -.22 rim-fire rifles shooting various targets.
    -tie a live turkey behind a log and pop that sucker when his head pop up out from behind that log.

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    Hardware stores, bait shops, fillin' stations, grocery stores...etc., will again sell loose ctgs, to anyone.

    For you whippersnappers:
    - back in the day a kid could turn in a soda bottle for 2 pennies, then later 3 pennies.
    So a kid could could buy however many .22 rim-fire ctgs they could afford with the soda bottle return money.

    -Kids went to the store for parents, or neighbors, and sometimes for running these errands, a kid could pick out however many of what kind of ctg, or shell they were told they have for running this errand.

    -Anyone could buy loose ctgs, or shotgun shells. Even just one .22 rim-fire to replace the one used to fell a squirrel, one .410 to replace the one used to pop that dove while hanging clothes on the clothesline, one .38spl used to put down a cow, or the one "thutty-thutty" that felled a deer.

    Which reminds me...

    Open day of Dove season will be a National Holiday. No school, no work, no nuttin'.

    Them "gray missiles" need felling and cooking up...
     
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    "Ford is gonna make the 70's era Brono, the "Bullitt" Mustang...
    Chevy is gonna do the '61 and '73 Vette, '69 1/2 Camero, '69 Chevelle, ...
    Mopar (Chrylser) is gonna do '70 Challenger with 340 Six Packs, Chargers with 440 magnums and Baracuda's..."

    Don't forget that we will need a '49 Ford Flathead. Not the baddest but definitely the best sounding engine ever created on God's Green Earth. And we need a rebirth of the '53 Studebaker Lowe Coupe. Shove a Caddy V8 in and you have the most beautiful car ever built.
     
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    All cell phones will permanently set on vibrate ONLY!!!!!!!!
     
  25. OAKVILLE SHOOTER

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    It is not too late to get your name on the 2012 ballot. In fact you would probably be the first one.

    You got my vote without even seeing the competition.
     
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