Born and Bred in da South.
<fires up a Marlboro Red>
Now lemme 'splain something about Southern Belles.
They know as well as the Southern Gents, Coke is any soft drink, no matter if Coca-Cola, Seven-up, Royal Crown ( RC ) Grapette, Dr. Pepper, even a Pepsi.
When in TX, one does Dr. Pepper, Coca Cola in Jawgia - called Respect for the Bottling Companies.
Now RC goes with a Moon Pie, no doubt.
Just ya see, ya'll ain't had Essie Mae's Fried Pies and while "assisting" getting a Moon Pie off another's corner of mouth, or chin is Proper and all...
Ya'll ain't had this Assisting getting one of Essie Mae's Fried Pies of each other...
Jawgia Peach got Fried Pie on the corner of her mouth...I "helped".
I've been wearing a mustache since I was 20, and am 52 now.
Let me share a little secret, while a Moon Pie will crumble and stick to mustache...
Fried Pies stick a bit more and take more doing in this "assisting".
We do stuff different in the South....
Excuse me, seems Darlin done got some pie on the corner of her mouth, nape of her neck and ear lobe...she needs my "assistance"
Hang on, seems we got a gal reading this thread in Indiana, using a Dell and on Comcast - looks a bit "flushed".
One of you Indiana boys need to go check on the lady, try using a Grant to fan her with and then send that Grant to THR...
"Babe, you gots pie on your mustache...let me get that for you ...."
*wink*