Woman Reportedly Bites Into Live Bullet In Hot Dog

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/begin recklessly stolen list of puns

Alright everyone, get your shots in
She doesn't need to sue, she's already loaded.
If I were the CEO of the hotdog company I'd be sweating bullets right about now.
Somebody's gonna get fired over this.
I don't want to jump the gun here, but it looks like she needs to watch what she eats.
I believe the story, this lady seems like a straight shooter.
I thought Costco was a higher caliber organization than that.
Yet another round of high-caliber lawsuits. They'll be shelling out the money in no time. As long as she doesn't get cocky, she might be able to hammer them. They'd be over a barrel.
Man, that hot dog company sure shot themselves in the foot.
Sometimes you just got to bite the bullet
I think the article is shallow, and has made a very hollow point.
It's kind of sad, really. I had a friend who bit the bullet this way.
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:D Groan.....
 
The x-rays are hard to read from the picture posted, but I would agree it is a thin woman. The "bullet lodged in the stomach" is off to the side quite a bit and looks like it is probably just a few centimeters under the skin. Smells like a bull barn if you ask me.

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Edited to make her a thin woman instead of think woman
 
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Highly unlikey to have swallowed a 9mm round and not know it.

There is a eating disorder called pica (Pica is the eating of non-food substances. Clay, dirt, ice, sand, animal feces, paint, and hairballs are just a few examples of what children and adults with pica have been known to eat.) which I would suspect could be an issue.

The BS meter is pegged on this one.
 
What's the big deal? I eat a bowl of 9mm for breakfast with orange juice and toast.

Keep an eye on snopes.com, they may take on this story.
 
missing something?

Um hello, does she eat these raw?
I would think cooking would reveal the problem before it ever got to her mouth. especially in the microwave. ROFLMAO!! ZAP BANG!!
INSERT DOCTOR EVIL VOICE " I love a hot dog of that 'caliber' Frau! "
 
good point about the cooking.


I always though .22lr was the way to go on a hot dog:confused:
 
I would not think that standard procedure when someone finds a foreign object in their food is to rush them to a hospital for Xrays! This looks like something that should be in the National Enquirer. Total BS if you ask me.
 
That reminds me of a story I read in a gun magazine about stupid gun tricks.

There was a guy who went out shooting with his family once. They had a great time, and they were mostly shooting .22's. This guy was keeping a bunch of loose .22 LR ammo in a shirt pocket. It was the same shirt pocket that he kept his pipe in.

The day wound down, and he pulled out his pipe and loaded it up to smoke, and the pipe exploded when the tobacco burned down to the bullet that had lodged itself in the stem somehow. Fortunately the bullet was facing away from his mouth when it went off.

Now that I think about it, that one seems kind of far fetched, too.

ANM
 
I am fairly certain that the temps reached microwaving a hot dog are not enough to cook off a round, and I highly doubt the temps reached smnoking a pipe are either. Regardless, the bullet won't go anywhere, it is the case that will move.
 
How to become a millionaire:

Swallow a 9mm bullet ( not that hard) and take one bullet with you.

Go and buy Hot dog.

Start eating (preferably in front of witnesses) and yell and show bullet was found in Hot dog. Tell everybody you think you already swallowed one.

Rush to Hospital where X- Ray is taken.

Call Cops and News Media.

Find trial lawyer (easy in Kalfornistan phone book).

Crap out swallowed bullet and save as evidence.

Sue store where bought, Hot dog manufacturer and ammo manufacturer for 10 million Dollars.

Settle for 5 Million.

Why didn't I come up with that first.

:rolleyes:
 
Although highly unlikely, lets assume there WAS a 9mm cartridge inside a hot dog. How could a thin woman (obvious from the x-ray) swallow this without noticing it?
Perhaps she was TRYING to swallow the hotdog whole; practicing her deep throat swallowing skills... hmmm? Is the secret to talented swallowers out?
 
I still like my 9 even if this person took one in the gut and lived...................

I still like HN hotdogs too. They have'em at the hockey games and they are at the top of the heap as far as hotdogs go IMO.

This person wasn't even cleaver in trying to pull this kind of bogus, pre-law suit deal.

S-
 
What snowdog says... chew, chew, chew.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Snowdog's mom was right. Furthermore, a lady should not "wolf" (no pun intended) her food down like a guy. I once had the pleasure of scolding my coworker's daughter when she had choked on some food. Best of all, I did it in front of her boyfriend. :)
 
Looking at the xray, the round is located on the right side of the abdomen, down near the pelvic bone. The "stomach". in which this round is supposed to appear "lodged" is in the left upper portion of the abdomen.

The current location is most consistent with the colon. This leads me to conclude that this woman perpetrated this ruse as a simple conversation starter. After all, it's obvious she just wanted to shoot the ****.
 
Well,

Temple! Good one !

Nickotym, Remember, no metal in microwave! Zap! (Arc and Bang)

Maybe this chic was watching "THE CROW" and decided to do a bullet shooter. Tequila (Milk of Amnesia as someone on here aptly put it) has been linked to Acute Stupidity Syndrome.
 
I saw this on the local news yesterday. It showed the x-ray with a cartridge shapped shadow. It also showed the one she bit into but didn't swallow.

Smells to me like a phony lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
Lots-a BS flag wavers out there... after careful consideration, I must admit that I have eaten meals so fast that I couldnt tast them.
 
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