Abenaki
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Yo mama so tactical
She had the phone number changed to 223 3006
She had the phone number changed to 223 3006
Yo Mama So Tactical 2: Tactical Reload
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triggertime
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Yo Mama So Tactical,
She thinks DD-214 is a bathroom cleanser.
She thinks that 'Ranger T' is made by Celestial Seasonings.
She taught her bridge club to hold their cards in Position Sul.
She thinks that Pat Rogers is Fred Roger's little brother.
She thinks DD-214 is a bathroom cleanser.
She thinks that 'Ranger T' is made by Celestial Seasonings.
She taught her bridge club to hold their cards in Position Sul.
She thinks that Pat Rogers is Fred Roger's little brother.
OEF_VET
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Yo Momma So Tactical...
Skunkabilly's jealous of her.
Skunkabilly's jealous of her.
Zach S
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Yo Mama So Tactical:
...she could do a speed reload and change your diper at the same time.
...she taught you how to field strip and AR15 before you could read.
...you got off the school bus at a local range.
...the ATF calls her to find out what's legal her area.
...she got mad when her high-school love in Blackhawk Down stole her line ("This is my safety").
...she taught you the "Rifle Creed" before the ABC's.
...she taught you the four rules, before you could count to four.
...local police have her on speedial.
...she doesnt wear a necklace, because it gets tied up with her dog tags.
...you have a panic room.
...Sarah Connor called her for tips.
...she could do a speed reload and change your diper at the same time.
...she taught you how to field strip and AR15 before you could read.
...you got off the school bus at a local range.
...the ATF calls her to find out what's legal her area.
...she got mad when her high-school love in Blackhawk Down stole her line ("This is my safety").
...she taught you the "Rifle Creed" before the ABC's.
...she taught you the four rules, before you could count to four.
...local police have her on speedial.
...she doesnt wear a necklace, because it gets tied up with her dog tags.
...you have a panic room.
...Sarah Connor called her for tips.
Rdlg155 - LMAO - but Molon Labe should be on her bra, since it's "come and get THEM". 
Yeah, and Zach, unlike Jodie Foster's, the panic room won't be missing the most important thing, an arsenal.
Yo mama so tactical, she dress you in BDUs for school, and SBA with trauma plates and balaclava's for your football game.
Yeah, and Zach, unlike Jodie Foster's, the panic room won't be missing the most important thing, an arsenal.Yo mama so tactical, she dress you in BDUs for school, and SBA with trauma plates and balaclava's for your football game.
JJohnston015
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Yo mama so tactical...
Her nylons are 1000 denier.
Her nylons are 1000 denier.
grampster
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Yo Mama so tactical she....
Wear a kevlar shroud when she load
the oven with Thanksgivin' turkey
and yell "fire in the hole"
when she turn on the gas.
Wear a kevlar shroud when she load
the oven with Thanksgivin' turkey
and yell "fire in the hole"
when she turn on the gas.
Nathaniel Firethorn
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Yo momma so tactical...
...when she wave to the neighbors, she use a Emerson Commander to do it.
...when she walk the dog, she follow him with a pooper cooper.
...she keep the number of the Million Mom March on speed dial in case she need directed fire.
...she got a .50BMG lipstick and a Claymore compact.
...stead of whole-wheat, her bread dough is C4.
...she carve the Easter ham with a smatchet.
...when she swat a bug, she aim for the brainstem...
...and then spydie-drop him into the wastebasket.
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...when she wave to the neighbors, she use a Emerson Commander to do it.
...when she walk the dog, she follow him with a pooper cooper.
...she keep the number of the Million Mom March on speed dial in case she need directed fire.
...she got a .50BMG lipstick and a Claymore compact.
...stead of whole-wheat, her bread dough is C4.
...she carve the Easter ham with a smatchet.
...when she swat a bug, she aim for the brainstem...
...and then spydie-drop him into the wastebasket.
- pdmoderator
BerettaNut92
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*groaaaaan!!!!!*
MicroBalrog
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...she uses the text of the AWB as a shopping list.
Yo Mama so tactical...............
she taught you to field strip, clean & fire the most widely used assault rifles, subguns and pistols before you were allowed to go to kindergarden.
She gave you an M1 carbine for your fifth birthday.saying..'its a good little starter gun, son'
she has reinforced cement flower pots at the perimeter of her 'command post' to deter suicide truck bomber's.
she has camoflagued sand bag bunkers in strategic locations in the yard.
She works out with an aerobics video that uses a M1 Garand as it central weight for arm strength and as a stretching tool.
she built a reinforced platform in the roof of the house(permit said sunbathing) for a camera platform and to house the remote control MK19.
She painted claymores to match the exterior decor of the 'command post', pointed outboard and wired into the panic room(she calls it OpsHQ)...next to the bank of video monitors and joy stick for the autoloading grenade launcher.
She calls the lawn the 'freefire zone'.
Langley, SpecOps Command, SAS and the Pentagon have her number on speeddial.
On your birthday cake, the candles had a strange resemblance to sticks of TNT, she said...'blow out the fuses....FAST!!'
She is outlawed in 6 countries(well eight, but the other two no longer exist...perhaps because OF her visit).
She has a mini- mine dispenser and smoke screen on the aft end of her personal hummer. And two rocket tubes on the roof for 'traffic jams'.
She holds 'morning briefing' and 'threat assesment' everyday before the family departs.
She has downloaded photos of all her 'favorite' personalities from global news, hollywood and certain political figures to be printed up for target practice.
Instead of UPS and FedEx, her deliveries come in dark armored vans with tinted windows and no identifying features.
She has a chopper pad in the backyard...that gets used!
Her satalite dishes have little to do with televised entertainment.
She has a sign at the front gate, saying 'stick to the sidewalk, I am getting older and forgot where I put all the mines!'
When the Neighbors stray poodle 'found' one of the mines last summer, she administer the coup de grace with an MP5SD! And said something about having a nice stew for dinner.
I have only one question? Does she have a single younger sister?
Jercamp45
she taught you to field strip, clean & fire the most widely used assault rifles, subguns and pistols before you were allowed to go to kindergarden.
She gave you an M1 carbine for your fifth birthday.saying..'its a good little starter gun, son'
she has reinforced cement flower pots at the perimeter of her 'command post' to deter suicide truck bomber's.
she has camoflagued sand bag bunkers in strategic locations in the yard.
She works out with an aerobics video that uses a M1 Garand as it central weight for arm strength and as a stretching tool.
she built a reinforced platform in the roof of the house(permit said sunbathing) for a camera platform and to house the remote control MK19.
She painted claymores to match the exterior decor of the 'command post', pointed outboard and wired into the panic room(she calls it OpsHQ)...next to the bank of video monitors and joy stick for the autoloading grenade launcher.
She calls the lawn the 'freefire zone'.
Langley, SpecOps Command, SAS and the Pentagon have her number on speeddial.
On your birthday cake, the candles had a strange resemblance to sticks of TNT, she said...'blow out the fuses....FAST!!'
She is outlawed in 6 countries(well eight, but the other two no longer exist...perhaps because OF her visit).
She has a mini- mine dispenser and smoke screen on the aft end of her personal hummer. And two rocket tubes on the roof for 'traffic jams'.
She holds 'morning briefing' and 'threat assesment' everyday before the family departs.
She has downloaded photos of all her 'favorite' personalities from global news, hollywood and certain political figures to be printed up for target practice.
Instead of UPS and FedEx, her deliveries come in dark armored vans with tinted windows and no identifying features.
She has a chopper pad in the backyard...that gets used!
Her satalite dishes have little to do with televised entertainment.
She has a sign at the front gate, saying 'stick to the sidewalk, I am getting older and forgot where I put all the mines!'
When the Neighbors stray poodle 'found' one of the mines last summer, she administer the coup de grace with an MP5SD! And said something about having a nice stew for dinner.
I have only one question? Does she have a single younger sister?
Jercamp45
Abenaki
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Yo mama so tactical
She made the hallway to your bedroom into a bayonet course.
She flosses her teeth with det cord.
All the kids on the block call her sir.
Abenaki
She made the hallway to your bedroom into a bayonet course.
She flosses her teeth with det cord.
All the kids on the block call her sir.
Abenaki
BerettaNut92
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Yo Mama So Tactical, she think 'stock options' mean getting either a Magpul M93 or VLTOR fo' her pre-ban AR-15.
JJohnston015
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Yo mama so tactical...
She think "Roe vs. Wade" is alternate methods of crossing a water obstacle.
She think "Roe vs. Wade" is alternate methods of crossing a water obstacle.
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