You Know You Are A Chronic OverLuber If...

[DonNikmare]

...you get through a session of dryfiring, look down, and your shirt is peppered with small drops of CLP

...when you need to re'clp your gun you simply press down on the padding in your gun box to get some.

Add on...

Nik

 

[Standing Wolf]

You didn't have enough oil on your High Standard pistol if you don't have droplets of oil on your shooting glasses by the third shot.

 

[trickyasafox]

your guns have more oil then your car. . . .

you could give jerry curls with what you squeegie off your bench. . .

your friends call you greased lightning at the line. . .

 

[P95Carry]

You Know You Are A Chronic OverLuber If...

Your rifle barrel expands into a petal-like shape - after leaving final drive SAE 90 oil in the bore - ''in case of rust''.

 

[foghornl]

All of your pants have a down-to-the-knees stain of Rem-Oil from the IWB holsters and weapons carried in there. . .

You could sell surplus lube to Mobil/Exxon . . .

All of the fabric in your home is "Oil-Cloth" . . .

Your shooting buds call you "Slick Willy" . . And your last name is NOT Clinton.

You buy your clean-n-lube supplies in 55-gallon drums.

You buy your patches and swabs direct from the mill.

 

[El Tejon]

You can "ice skate" on your gun room floor.

 

[Brian Williams]

Your wife say's "What pretty colors on that Blue gun of yours", and the gun is SS

 

[centac]

You are irritated 'cause there's no dipstick.

 

[chevrofreak]

You're irritated because you are the dipstick.

 

[Flashpoint]

Your finger slips of the trigger when you try to fire of a round.

The rounds won't fire because the powder is wet.

 

[Bwana John]

Not really being into lube, I think you are a overluber if your guns DONT rust after it rains.
As long as I keep living where it is dry Im OK, but those 2 years on the beach were really bad.

 

[trickyasafox]

those two years on the beach were bad

im sure it was awful for you. . .

 

[Dr.Rob]

What it's not supposed to drip wd-40?

Could have fooled me.

 

[larry starling]

My friend is a overluber! When we go shooting and I shoot his guns, im usually covered with Mobil 1. But I will have to say one thing we have never had any problems with reliability! my wife complains when she does the laundry though

 

[paul45]

Yeah, and that brings the second problem...my friend shoots all my Colts and leaves his POS safe queens at home !

 

[scout26]

.....The Range Saftey Officer slides an oil change pan on the ground under your hands in front you before you start to shoot.

..... You reuse/recycle the lube you pump out of the bottom of your safe.

 

[arcticap]

When you realize that the best way to store your rifles is muzzle down!

 

[DonNikmare]

...you get grease splatter on your glasses and everyone around you asks you "Do you have to keep so much grease in it?" You answer "Yes, it's a CETME!" (happened to me )

 

[bluto]

When you use TW25b as a base coat for CLP.

When you think "parkerized" is a shiny finish.

When your gun looks like a wet dog shaking himself after the first shot downrange.

When the hammer makes a squishing sound when it drops.

 

[HighVelocity]

When your first shot always looks like a tracer round.

 

[Too Many Choices!?]

You might use too much lube if...

Your hard case's inside,"foam eggcrate liner", works as well as a treatment of cosmoline for extended storage periods ...

 

[Flashpoint]

The range you frenquent nickname you Valdez (as in Exxon Valdez) and had to buy oil spill clean up equipment for when you leave the range.

 

[LooseGrouper]

The EPA has filed for a restraining order to keep you from hunting wetlands.

 

[lbmii]

Your pistol burst into flames. Oh no another grease fire!

 

[280PLUS]

The Range Officer standing behind you is covered in spatters of oil from your gun...

(Saw it)