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You know you are a gun nut in a Christmas mood when.

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by America, Nov 20, 2008.

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  1. America

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    You start wondering if it is possible to make a Xmas tree out of Red and Green shotgun shells.
     
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    ....you deck the halls with some really great targets you have shot.
     
  4. America

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    You know you are a gun nut in a Christmas mood when you try to make all the xmas lights on the top of your house fire off like tracer rounds.
     
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    you get hoppes #9 scented candles to set the holiday modd in your house.
     
  6. JImbothefiveth

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    You dress up as tactical Santa, concealing 2 full-size pistols in your beard holster. Of course, rather than using pillows, you achieve the belly size by wearing multiple kevlar vests.
     
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    you cut your real christmas tree down with a saw (m249 that is :D)
     
  8. Mousegun

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    You stop Santa's sleigh and take him shooting at midnight when we all know his time is limited.
     
  9. America

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    You know you are a gun nut in a Christmas mood when all the deer on the Santa's sled in your yard have bales of hay behind them.
     
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    Oh man, please tell me someone actually makes those!

    If not, I think I'm going to do it myself... :D
     
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    your wife asks you not to put up the machine gun belt wreath outside
     
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    You know that Rudolph's illuminated nose is one MOA at 100 yards.
     
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    Your best Christmas memory was the time your daughter hit center mass on the ginger bread cookies with her new .22
     
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    You buy red and green camo
     
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    You know you're a gun nut..... when you start singing:

    Silver Tips...
    Winchester Sil-ver Tips...
    Its Christmas time, at the gun range!
     
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    You know you are a gun nut in a Christmas mood when...

    you buy your family bigger stockings because a box of ammo won't fit in the current ones.
    Your inflatable Santa has his own CHL
     
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    ho-ho-ho-pen season!
     
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    When you get excited to see the christmas editions of Cabelas. yaa yaaa yaaa
     
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    You guys are ALL twisted and weird. I am going to go set up one 38Spl. 158gr SWCHP on a dead branch..."cartridge in a bare tree"...
     
  20. America

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    You know you are a gun nut in a Christmas mood when...

    You put those red and green grips with the words, "Go ahead punk, make my sleigh" embedded in them on your 44 magnum.
     
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    I'd rather have... "5 in the bull's eye ring..."
     
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    (to jingle bells)

    Dashing through the house,
    lookin for a place to hide.
    Obama's security force,
    is waiting right outside.

    They heard I have some guns,
    They've come to take them away.
    To make this country safer,
    no telling who I'll slay!

    Ammo cans, ammo can, full of .223.
    Stocking up before the ban,
    evil black guns for me...
    OHHHH
    Ammo can, ammo cans, full of 7.62.
    You can't call it paranoia,
    when they really are out ta get you!
     
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    You'v syphoned 5 bucks a week from the kids Christmas fund to buy your wife a new Glock.
     
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    you know you are a gun nut in the Christmas mood when

    you have visions of black rifles dancing in your head. and another of one setting under the tree.:what::cool:
     
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    Post #22 ROFL
    Awesome!

    More verses!
     
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