You know you're a gunny ( the work edition)

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When you either put in new receipt tape or small change in your cash register, you say you're "reloading!" :D

When you're runn out of small change - "out of ammo!" :eek:
 
I keep trigger disiplin on the telzon (scanner doflinkie) at work

I relized it one day and just sort of smiled to myself trying not to laugh
 
The principle criterion when buying a coat is the width, depth, shape and location of the front right pocket.
 
While perusing the Duluth Trading catalog you see a jacket that features a "Napoleon Pocket" and immediately think: "That would be awesome for my Guardian."
 
Napoleon Pocket! So that’s the name for those cross draw pockets!

When I shop for motorcycle jackets that’s the first thing I look for.
 
...When the CIA, FBI, DEA, Homeland Security, State Police, County Mounties, Local Yocals, pivate security... come across a weapon they can't ID so they call you.
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My friend Dave got called by a renovation contractor to identify the cross section of a bullet milled into one of the panels on a 200 year old 6 panel door.
 
When I shop for motorcycle jackets that’s the first thing I look for.
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I have one with two pockets like that. I used to sell them in fact. I called them the ambidexterous concealed carry jacket. lol

Quite a few people bought them for that reason.
 
You know your a gunny when you superglue "sights" on you favorite beer mug.

When my sights line up on the TV, I know it's time for a refill.:D
 
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