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  1. devildog4329

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    If you beleive that your elite security response unit actually has tactics to apply at the mall of america or other retail shopping center. :)
     
  2. msb45

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    If you mock non-operators who merely use duct tape on their plate body armor with the knowledge that real operators only use 100 mph tape.
     
  3. halfded

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    If you wear dark/mirrored sunglasses while shooting at an INDOOR range, or a covered outdoor range on a cloudy day.

    Got to protect the operator's identity as much as possible right? :D
     
  4. Z-Michigan

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    Frank Castle isn't cool?
     
  5. bearmgc

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    You know you're a mall ninja if you get get all geared up, just to look at yourself in the mirror.
     
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    "if you have a backup backup backup backup gun on your person RIGHT NOW"...Uh Oh.....
     
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    If you cary a jumpkit with a full IV setup in your pinto, and you know galls.com item numbers... oh... wait... wrong forum :)
     
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    If you think Glock is the best pistol EVER period!
     
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    you cut me.... you cut me deep.....
     
  10. jimmyraythomason

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    ^^^^all in fun!
     
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    ......If you don't what it is but you just have to have that wide thing on the top of the fat inernet kids' AR.^^^
     
  13. Erik M

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    It may be because i was a comic book fan growing up but the Punisher was one of my favorite fictional heros long before I had any interest in firearms or RKBA. I guess the omportant thing is I dont draw any similarities between the two :D

    -If you've paid more for your tactical airsoft training gear than an actual firearm.


    -If said airsoft toy has real accessories such as a name brand quad rail, surefire, and bayonet.

    -If you have ever 'mexican carried' an aisoft weapon to bluff your poser friends.
     
  14. devildog4329

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    Seriously a Pec-2 on an airsoft rifle. This kid is my hero:) Just kidding
     
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    In addition to the PEQ-2 he has (what looks like) a Trijicon ACOG on the rifle, and a push dagger on his LBE. He is missing the mandatory kneepads though.
     
  16. Dimis

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    Roden no i didnt have a list prepaired all off the top of my head (ive met alot of mall ninja wannabes lol)

    ok ok ill admit punisher is kinda cool... but wolverine has the tactical advantage lol
    (yea im a comic dork)

    HGUNHNTR how about a flashlight you added a strike bezel to? lol

    how about if you carry more ammo on your person than you could actualy shoot in an hour but cant do an actual tactical load of your weapon?

    if you think leapers UTG Promag Aimtech laserlyte etc are the greatest companies ever

    if you wont buy anything from a company that doesnt have tactical in the name (voodoo tactical etc)

    if you wont buy a product unless it gives you "an edge" (hey do you guys like my tactical mouthwash)

    oh and to comment on the all black Johnny Cash wasnt tactical at all
     
  17. Gunnerpalace

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    You believe half the op-eds on gun blogs.
     
  18. jnyork

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    If you are dressed in cammies and carrying a big ol' .45 while doing the supper dishes.
     
  19. FIVETWOSEVEN

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    if anything they would carry a more modern 9mm or .40S&W
     
  20. NMGonzo

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    You might me a mall ninja if...

    You believe that revolvers are "antiques".

    That a 5 shot snubbie belongs only to black and white movies.

    You blatantly advertise your ownership of firearms on your bumper, but you don't even know that open carry is legal in some states.

    Your airsoft battles resemble of anything remotely similar to a gun fight.
     
  21. Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow

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    Dimis, how is it you know so much about how *ahem* "they" operate? :p

    Who is Frank Castle and what's a PEQ-2?


    Game, set, & /thread! :D
     
  22. 801sureshot

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    airsoft....is fer wussies. When I was a kid we had good ole fasioned bb gun wars, and there were no ninjas at the mall just pizza and girls.
     
  23. devildog4329

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    Tad a PEQ-2 is a Infared device used by the military. It is basically a laser that can only be seen when using NVG's. This is also called a "green beam" by some. They are awsome little peices and when you are on the range with a bunch of other shooters it kinda looks like star wars through your NVG's.
     
  24. Erik M

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    Attention

    Does anyone in the thread have special boots that allow them to walk up walls?

    Does anyone still have a vested intrest in an original Mortal Combat game unit?
     
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