Quantcast

You know you're a mall ninja if....

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by FIVETWOSEVEN, Jan 12, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Shadow Man

    Shadow Man Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2009
    Messages:
    668
    Location:
    Anywhere my boots take me.
    That brought a silly smile to my face for some odd reason :D
     
  2. BlayGlock

    BlayGlock Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2009
    Messages:
    865
    Location:
    Texas
    Do you mean to imply that it is not? Surely you jest. Lol.
     
  3. DNS

    DNS Member

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2009
    Messages:
    725
    Location:
    west Texas
    "If you are dressed in cammies and carrying a big ol' .45 while doing the supper dishes."

    Note to self: Stop doing dishes with the blinds open.

    Mike
     
  4. Shadow Man

    Shadow Man Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2009
    Messages:
    668
    Location:
    Anywhere my boots take me.
    Seriously. So now open carrying inside my own home is considered "mallninja-ish"? This thread has transcended from "almost funny" to "borderline absurd" and has almost taken on a "holier-than-thou" air.
     
  5. The_Pretender

    The_Pretender Member

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2009
    Messages:
    183
    Location:
    United States
    Hmm. Touchy indeed.

    I would think that if I felt the need to open carry in my own home... I should relocate.

    Either that, or I am "looking" for trouble and the mailman is gonna **** himself.
     
  6. shotgunjoel

    shotgunjoel Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2008
    Messages:
    1,577
    Location:
    illinois
    You call yourself Gecko45.
     
  7. Dimis

    Dimis Member

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2008
    Messages:
    1,558
    Location:
    Delaware
    Dr Tad i have recently started counceling and rehabilitating mall ninjas in the area thats how i understand the behavioural patterns and charactoristics

    **yes thatll do nicely they will never suspect me now MWAHAHAHAHAHA**

    Frank Castle is the "secret Identity" of the character The Punisher from Marvel Comics

    just a few more

    if you have ever duct taped a laser pointer (the cheap flee market keychain ones) or mini mag light to a firearm

    if you have ever bought a mount for a laser pointer or mini maglight to mount to your firearm

    if you are superbly efficiant with an airsoft rifle but "recoil" throws you off when useing a real firearm

    if you use surplus mess trays as the good dishes

    if you use more military slang than most enlisted men

    if you have ever seriously tried to CCW a desert eagle

    heck ill go so far as to say if youve ever open carried a desert eagle

    if you have a flat black suzuki sidekick with a jerry can and shovel (pintle mount optional)

    if you think you dont need training because you already seen it all on youtube and got the gist of it

    ok im done this time.... who am i kidding ill be back with more im sure
     
  8. Dimis

    Dimis Member

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2008
    Messages:
    1,558
    Location:
    Delaware
    ok ok one more

    if you have a 12 pound AR
     
  9. MountainBear

    MountainBear Member

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2006
    Messages:
    649
    Location:
    Oregon
    How about if you're not a SWAT officer and you own ANYTHING with a strike bezel/hold-off/breaching device. See shotguns with breaching/hold-off muzzle accesories, AR's with strike bezel flash hiders, flash lights, etc...
     
  10. SteveCase

    SteveCase Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2009
    Messages:
    118
    You think that just because you watch tv shows about tactics and skills, you actaully have them.

    All your guns are Black,plastic, and have accessories that cost 10x more than the gun.

    who think your gonna get shot with a high caliber rifle at long distance while going to you job at a mall


    you go the range once a week on wensdays and shoot 30,000 rounds a year

    you saved the mayors son from getting sexually assaulted, thus the mayor allowing you to carry FA sub guns,


    you make up stories/people/places that you know and where you've done special operations even tho you cant pass the army PFT

    you question yourself about being a mall ninja ;)
     
  11. LoneStarWings

    LoneStarWings Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2009
    Messages:
    445
    If you believe there is a meaningful difference in stopping power between the .40 s&w and .45 acp.
     
  12. shotgunjoel

    shotgunjoel Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2008
    Messages:
    1,577
    Location:
    illinois
    This man knows his mall ninja history, this story is where the term came from. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
     
  13. NinjaFeint

    NinjaFeint Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2009
    Messages:
    649
    Location:
    CT
    You bring your 200 pound 12 year old to the range to shot his AR styled .22 rapid fire for two hours while you stand around dressed in full camo pounding mountain dew and trying to start a conversion about urban warfare tactics with the people just trying to get a few rounds in before they go grab some lunch...Whew!!!!!! Sorry for the run-on but that is a real guy that goes to the range I go to.
     
  14. Bugflipper

    Bugflipper Member

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2009
    Messages:
    26
    Off his Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/tacticalsecurityenforcer

    Gecko45's Details
    Status: Married
    Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
    Orientation: Bi
    Zodiac Sign: Pisces
    Children: Love kids, but not for me
    Education: Grad / professional school
    Occupation: TSE
    Income: $75,000 to $100,000

    That says it all. Married but looking for Bi luvin'. Maybe he saved the Mayor's nephew from himself in the bathroom? I liked the airsoft guns with black painted tips, bet they would be a hit with NY law enforcement as well. Nice to see he has promoted himself to capt. now. After all the ladies/guys love a man in uniform with a high rank.
     
  15. Magic_Man

    Magic_Man Member

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2007
    Messages:
    540
    Location:
    PA
    That makes 1 a mall ninja? :rolleyes:
     
  16. mcdonl

    mcdonl Member

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2008
    Messages:
    3,228
    Location:
    Southern Maine
    Uh Oh....

    HGUNHNTR Said....

    I purchased my wife a Surefire with a strike bezel and she is a mall vixen, not ninja. She even went over how to use it in her karate/self defense class. Very effective weapon that you can carry anywhere without a permit.

    Am I thinking of something different?

    6PD_45L_xlarge_24437.png
     
  17. mousegun380

    mousegun380 Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2009
    Messages:
    107
    Location:
    Defiance, MO
  18. FIVETWOSEVEN

    FIVETWOSEVEN Member

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2009
    Messages:
    5,115
    i know some guy with a 15 pound ar-15 stock. it just has a lead wieght in the buttstock, he uses it for competition like camp perry.
     
  19. rogertc1

    rogertc1 member

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2008
    Messages:
    1,497
    You gain your gun knowledge from shooting gun on video games and you think you know it all.
     
  20. Majik

    Majik Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2010
    Messages:
    22
    you know youre a mall ninja if you are active on the High Road forums.
     
  21. FIVETWOSEVEN

    FIVETWOSEVEN Member

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2009
    Messages:
    5,115
    that hurts man
     
  22. Majik

    Majik Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2010
    Messages:
    22
    I'm just kidding.


    But, i watched nutnfancy on youtube and I am now an expert on urban combat. I feel it is my duty to spread my professional knowledge to help others.
     
  23. NinjaFeint

    NinjaFeint Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2009
    Messages:
    649
    Location:
    CT
    I like his tabletops because it a is good way to get a look at a gun without going to a gun store. That said, some of his videos are hilarious. His hater's are even funnier.
     
  24. NinjaFeint

    NinjaFeint Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2009
    Messages:
    649
    Location:
    CT
    So my Modern Warfare 2 experience doesn't make me a trained operator? Better not tell my girlfriend or she'll leave me. She thinks I am part of an elite fighting force.
     
  25. shotgunjoel

    shotgunjoel Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2008
    Messages:
    1,577
    Location:
    illinois
    That can be a little helpful. The Army does/did use video games. That's where the game America's Army came from I believe. Kinda makes sense, get them to practice formations etc. in any down time. Maybe Gecko45 told me that.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice