cnorman18
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You might be a gun nut if...
You're not sure who Thomas Edison was, but you can list all of John Browning's designs from memory--and you own five of them
Your favorite scent on a woman is Hoppe's No. 9
Your sons are named Sam, John, Mikhail, and Uziel
You think .50 BMG is a suitable caliber for elk
You think a "snipe hunt" involves a high-powered scope
You're voting for Thompson because you hope he'll give you one
The only "Mr. Rogers" you ever watched on TV was Roy
You won't read Stephen King since you discovered he thinks revolvers have safeties
You'll always wonder if Thell Reed could have taken Ed McGivern
That huge mistake in Gary Cooper's movie, "Sergeant York," still pisses you off
You think the "Biblical Canon" was fired at the walls of Jericho
The "lucky piece" in your pocket is a buffalo nickel--with a hole in it
You have often watched Democratic politicians on TV while engaging in dry-fire practice
You refer to any firearm with a bore diameter of less than .40 as a "mousegun"--including a .375 H&H
The only John Wesley you ever heard of had the last name "Hardin"
You kneel and pray every morning in the direction of Paterson, NJ
The picture over your mantel is the head of an Indian chief done by Ad Topperwein in .22 bullet holes
You think that "Dirty Harry" Callahan was undergunned
You still have a clay pigeon with two holes in it that you searched for and found to prove you didn't miss the damned thing
Your favorite TV shows are "Magnum, P.I.", "Colt .45" and "Cannon"
You think the three greatest American writers were Jeff Cooper, Elmer Keith and Bill Jordan
You know exactly how fast a Cape buffalo can run, and why you need an Express Double Rifle when they decide to do it
You carry more lead in your pockets than plastic
You only drink beer from cans, because you save them--and bottles are unsafe to shoot at
You know that a proper single-action should click four times when you cock it--and is a FIVE-shooter, not a six-shooter
Going into Target makes you feel uneasy
You know that the best form of gun control involves something called "Magnaporting"
You think the best way to clean out your gutters is with #12 birdshot
For you, a perfect end to a perfect date is policing up your brass hulls together
Your philosophy of firearms ownership, and your analysis of firearms-related law, both contain the phrase "my cold, dead fingers"
(I didn't copy these from anybody; they're original. Hope you liked 'em.)
You're not sure who Thomas Edison was, but you can list all of John Browning's designs from memory--and you own five of them
Your favorite scent on a woman is Hoppe's No. 9
Your sons are named Sam, John, Mikhail, and Uziel
You think .50 BMG is a suitable caliber for elk
You think a "snipe hunt" involves a high-powered scope
You're voting for Thompson because you hope he'll give you one
The only "Mr. Rogers" you ever watched on TV was Roy
You won't read Stephen King since you discovered he thinks revolvers have safeties
You'll always wonder if Thell Reed could have taken Ed McGivern
That huge mistake in Gary Cooper's movie, "Sergeant York," still pisses you off
You think the "Biblical Canon" was fired at the walls of Jericho
The "lucky piece" in your pocket is a buffalo nickel--with a hole in it
You have often watched Democratic politicians on TV while engaging in dry-fire practice
You refer to any firearm with a bore diameter of less than .40 as a "mousegun"--including a .375 H&H
The only John Wesley you ever heard of had the last name "Hardin"
You kneel and pray every morning in the direction of Paterson, NJ
The picture over your mantel is the head of an Indian chief done by Ad Topperwein in .22 bullet holes
You think that "Dirty Harry" Callahan was undergunned
You still have a clay pigeon with two holes in it that you searched for and found to prove you didn't miss the damned thing
Your favorite TV shows are "Magnum, P.I.", "Colt .45" and "Cannon"
You think the three greatest American writers were Jeff Cooper, Elmer Keith and Bill Jordan
You know exactly how fast a Cape buffalo can run, and why you need an Express Double Rifle when they decide to do it
You carry more lead in your pockets than plastic
You only drink beer from cans, because you save them--and bottles are unsafe to shoot at
You know that a proper single-action should click four times when you cock it--and is a FIVE-shooter, not a six-shooter
Going into Target makes you feel uneasy
You know that the best form of gun control involves something called "Magnaporting"
You think the best way to clean out your gutters is with #12 birdshot
For you, a perfect end to a perfect date is policing up your brass hulls together
Your philosophy of firearms ownership, and your analysis of firearms-related law, both contain the phrase "my cold, dead fingers"
(I didn't copy these from anybody; they're original. Hope you liked 'em.)
