From the desk of Agent Schmuckatelli, ATF...
Dear THRers,
Well, well. I guess i wasn't too interested in the title of this thread, as it took me all this time to get to it not even realizing i was missing a thread referencing my august personage all this time.
Now, since I've become somewhat attached to you over the years, I'll clue you in to a few things in which you have expressed interest in this thread.
Spymore? His first name is Voyeur. He, like so many others, will never admit it but has nothing better to do than to keep tabs on American citizens who are not otherwise engaging in criminal behavior. Most federal law enforcement does that. Real criminals shoot back, which is much too dangerous. He gets paid the same to type all your info into a computer as his cubicle-mate does to infiltrate the gangs.
Are we keeping all the 'how much ammo do I own' threads in a file. Are you kidding? You throw it in our lap and expect us not to keep it! of course we file it away. Not officially, of course because that's illegal. But it isn't illegal for me to keep a personal list at home and call it a Christmas card list. As soon as it becomes legal, we'll just upload it to the central computer. Don't believe me? Good. Keep right on posting, then.
Don't you DARE compare me to that goofball who claimed to be 'the only one professional enough" to handle his "Glock Fo-tee". What an idiot! Recall he was DEA, not ATF. Now, nnot everyone at the ATF is a firearms expert. but rest assured that I AM and so are my closest comerades. When we come to your house (not if, WHEN), we will NOT be shooting ourselves!
As for being a regular guy, sure i am. i like football, porno, and books about wars. I am with you and every other american that the latest ED decision is wrong! Hey, I've made up my mind and i put every low-level functionary, tax assessor, and street cop on notice here and now: come to my house to "ED" it and I'm answering with bullets ONLY! Don't like it, TOUGH SH_T! You should know exactly what your are participating in at that time, and if you don't then you haven't been paying attention and don't deserve to live anyway.
Having said that, the ATF will be called to ED others if they are known to have firearms. I will have no problem doing 'the usual' to you who think you will be like me and shoot it out: suppressed 22's for streetlights, automobile tires, and pets; stun devices; dynamic entry through several entrances at once; shoot anything remotely suspicious (was that a peanut butter sandwich? no matter); make up a plausible excuse; claim you are militia/white supremacists/ sexual deviants- whatever works and makes you "OK to kill" for the media and sheeple. if we botch it a little- when have we ever?- burn everything. They only want the land anyway, so burning you out actually saves them demolition expenses.
How can i be so two-faced? Who cares! I don't give a darn about you, or the constitution, or anything else except my own interests. I don't think like you and i don't want to. People like you just do not get jobs like mine. Deal with it.
Have a happy 4th of july!
I think i am going to the Capital Mall in DC, where everyone has to be disarmed and searched before they can celebrate their freedom. HAHAHAHAH! Of course, as a trusted government employee, i get to carry my Glock 18. See you there!
Regards,
S-
