Bumper Snickers ...

[FallenAngelAR]

More Sticker happiness

My President is Charlton Heston
I dont suffer from insantiy...I enjoy every minute
Evil Triumphs when good men do nothing

and of course

Bush/Cheney '04

Dylan

 

[Zach S]

My other auto is an MP5

I got to play with one at the range today, very fun

 

[swingset]

I saw a guy the other day at a local store (out in the country) with one on his truck that said "Have you hugged your ni**er today??".

I couldn't believe I saw that. I had to look twice to make sure I was actually seeing it. Some cajones. That's the kind of thing that will get you killed. Whatever.

 

[ElToro]

Legalize Freedom

 

[KFD147]

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE!

My father has this on his vehicle.



Thanks
Jason

 

[mormonsniper]

Saw one in Germany many years ago...

"Rugby players eat their dead."

 

[Maddogkiller]

Not gun related, but still funny. I was riding my Harley on the freeway when I came upon a 1970 Chevy P/U that had seen better days. The front right fender was flapping in the breeze, rust all over, smokin like a tar kettle, and the driver side was covered with tobacco spit. The sticker in the back window read " My other car is a piece of sh*t too"

 

[Rock45]

From the '70s

A very small sticker on the center of the bars on my motorcycle...

IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS BIKE,

DON'T F**K WITH IT!

 

[XLMiguel]

"Nuke the Unborn Baby Gay Colored Whales for Jesus" - annoys just about everyone.

For NYers: "Too Dumb to Leave Him, but Smart Enough to Govern You?"

"Better a gun in Hand than a Cop on the Phone"

 

[Pointman]

Smith & Wesson: The Original Point-and-Click Interface

Salmon: The Other Pink Meat

 

[Coronach]

Look at it from Joe Badguy's POV: You're in a parking lot casing cars. You see 2 prospective cars. 1 is a nice late model sedan, clean cut guy behind wheel, looks like he might have some money, no bumper stickers.

2 is a pickup truck. Guy driving looks just like guy from car 1, with the exception of an NRA sticker and a "Keep Honking, I'm reloading" on the back window.

Which guy you gonna rob?

I know which one I'd rob, assuming I were a bad guy.

However, if I'm into smashing windows and trying to get at the contents of the vehicle while the (possibly armed) owner is safely in the supermarket, which one would I consider more heavily, eh?

Just a thought.

Mike

 

[p35]

A couple that stuck in my mind:

SUPPORT TED KENNEDY- DROWN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

SPOTTED OWLS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN (local reference)

this cracked me up for the first time in a long time:
WILL WORK FOR FOOD-
WILL BEG FOR SEX!

Could I see the hands of everyone who's had their car broken into?
Could I see the hands of everyone who's pulled a gun in self defense?

That's why I don't advertise my gun. I used to have a "darwin fish"- one of those little silver fish outlines like some Christians put on their cars, except this one has feet and says "Darwin" in the center- but they got so popular around here that I felt like I was in a herd.

 

[spartacus2002]

"I (heart) my homeland defense rifle" under a silhouette of an FAL.

Of course, my favorite scratch-yer-head one is "Gay Nazis for Christ"

 

[farranger]

Had my car broken into 3 times now, so I advertise NOTHING anymore, don't do gun stickers... no car audio speakers...heck even took off my K&N sticker, they attract too much attention... my favorite sticker was one i had on a pervious car, if only i could find it agian. "I have the body of a God...Buddha"

 

[TimH]

Mike in VA...I love the NYer one

sp5 The Kennedy one & the spotted owl one are good too

 

[Edward429451]

Look at it from Joe Badguy's POV: You're in a parking lot casing cars. You see 2 prospective cars. 1 is a nice late model sedan, clean cut guy behind wheel, looks like he might have some money, no bumper stickers.

2 is a pickup truck. Guy driving looks just like guy from car 1, with the exception of an NRA sticker and a "Keep Honking, I'm reloading" on the back window.

Which guy you gonna rob?

I know which one I'd rob, assuming I were a bad guy.

However, if I'm into smashing windows and trying to get at the contents of the vehicle while the (possibly armed) owner is safely in the supermarket, which one would I consider more heavily, eh?

Not only that but another scenario:
Car 1 late model sedan and car 2 Pickup truck with the I'm reloading sticker on it go through the pink light at the same time in front of cop. Who's the cop going to pull over?
Bumper stickers can be neet and expensive.

 

[DrPsycho]

Protection by the Mafia.

 

[Legionnaire]

Seen near the Chesapeake: "Pave the Bay!"

 

[chetrogers]

 

[six 4 sure]

Before I busted the back glass out of my Blazer the two sticker I had were

"EARTH FIRST we'll mine the rest of the planets later"
"Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires"

Neither seemed to upset anyone while I was in rural Nevada. I'm sure it would upset a few now that I'm back in grad school.

six

 

[Legionnaire]

My favorite T-shirt, especially for range outings:

"If you die, we split your gear."