Warm Fuzzy Gun Product
OOOOOOOH!!! OOOOOOOOH!!!! I've got it!
The Beanbag Baby!!! The only round that fires a cute cuddly collectable filled with lead shot! Let the BG breaking into your house know that you're a warm human being, and you'd prefer not to blow his intestines all over your new carpeting.
Now available in four models, with more to come:
-Vinny Varmint, an adorable rodent who'll gnaw his way into your heart!
-Peter Pigeon, with feet (and body) of Clay, but a heart of Gold!
-Colleen Coyote, Who loves your chickens even more than you do! and
-Leonardo Lab Rat, who comes from the woods courtesy of PETA!
Act now, and we'll throw in the exclusive Hippie Hamster Henrietta, who comes with her very own "double-ought" love beads and pachouli oil!
Hurry, supplies are limited.
Reach out with your 12 gauge, and show someone just how much you care!
(Not for use with choked barrels)