You talk about your specops days in the army.....the Savation Army!
You wear your fanny pack on your ...well on your fanny!
You've never had a negligient discharge- except after eating Mexican food!
You've competed in 3 gun matches- in the Walmart produce aisle!
You conduct weekly live fire hostage rescue drill in the "funhouse' aka the outhouse!
You own the Lorcin "Tactical" model- duct tape sold seperately!
And most impotantly-
You KNOW you're tactical because you have a tactical usernam.... like hkmp5g17! Oh wait.......
You wear your fanny pack on your ...well on your fanny!
You've never had a negligient discharge- except after eating Mexican food!
You've competed in 3 gun matches- in the Walmart produce aisle!
You conduct weekly live fire hostage rescue drill in the "funhouse' aka the outhouse!
You own the Lorcin "Tactical" model- duct tape sold seperately!
And most impotantly-
You KNOW you're tactical because you have a tactical usernam.... like hkmp5g17! Oh wait.......