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At least it’s not “perfection” gen 5
Can-t waint to see the New Rockwell Turbo High Capacity 9mm coming out next year at the Shot show. No more side fumbling, or sinusoidal depleneration.
The Old Polymer grips will be replaced with base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings are in a direct line with the panametric guide rod. consisting simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling is prevented. The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.” The Rockwell will hold not 12 but 13 rds of 9mm ammo and only weigh 6 oz.
Reports across the country have gun enthusiast lined for Pre-orders at local gun shops.
The Pistol is a revolutionary GAME CHANGER.
These days I see BOGO quite a bit, "buy one, get one".My favorite advertising slogan is "Buy one and get one free". It may be two for the price of one but it sure ain't free
I worked with the guy who did the turbo encabulator videos. He was a hoot. Thanks for taking me on a mental field trip.The Turboencabulator is very, very old technology, it was first introduced in 1944 in the British Institution of Electrical Engineers Students’ Quarterly Journal. By 1962 it was in General Electric's catalog:
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Yeah, calling everything a game changer is about like the marketing use of the term "tactical" or "mil spec". Another pet peeve of mine is the term "professional grade" as it is applied to everything these days.
The big box home improvement stores make all manner of sales by advertising tools as "pro" models.More intelligent and skillful people are Pro's, Face it, only a wuss would not choose a Pro model.
And of course, it makes for more macho talk around the Water Cooler at the office. "Oh, you have the amateur model, yep, I carry the Pro OF COURSE!
The Turboencabulator is very, very old technology, it was first introduced in 1944 in the British Institution of Electrical Engineers Students’ Quarterly Journal. By 1962 it was in General Electric's catalog:
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disagree with your fake news item here as the Turbo Encabulator is actually a Chrysler development.
Todd.
Brown Bess?Introducing the Bravo-Mike, Professional Elite Rapid Response Operator Weapons System. This will change everything! By infusing features and technology from current mil-spec systems like the US M256 120mm anti-tank gun, the M777 155mm howitzer, and the M224A1 60mm mortar, we at Lysander Engineering have developed this game changing weapon, a perfect fit for those Homeland Defenders that need to be able to rapidly (under 60 seconds) deploy locally in the event of attacks on liberty and freedom.
The Bravo-Mike, Professional Elite Rapid Response Operator Weapons System uses a smooth-bore just like the Army's current Main Battle Tank, with its superior accuracy, this bore technology also ensures that the projectiles remains uniform, rather than being swagged in a uncontrolled manner by the rifling. Further, the barrel uses a permanently obturated breech, to eliminate gas leakage and ensure superior safety. The ammunition used in the Bravo-Mike is truly REVOLUTIONARY, the bullet is a half-caliber ogive, zero cylindrical length, hemispherical boat-tail, which provides remarkable stability under all conditions and uniform aerodynamics. The propellant is a ‘green’ proprietary blend of natural fuels and oxidizers that have been used as rocket fuel in the past. The Bravo-Mike is a true caseless cartridge, using a fully consumable cellulose based environmental barrier to contain the projectile and propellant for ease of loading. The cellulose environmental barrier also doubles as a bore-rider/sabot and aids in forming a gas seal. The ignition system for the cartridge is a REVOLUTIONARY external system. A silicon-oxide flame initiator is rapidly moved against a hardened steel spark catalyst causing a spark event to precipitate into, and ignite, a bed of pre-positioned propellant. The flame from the propellant bed is then transmitted through the ignition propagation vent to the interior combustion chamber of the barrel and ignites the main charge. The ignition propagation vent also acts as to stabilize the combustion chamber pressure by venting off excess pressure away from the shooter. Since the breech is permanently obturated, forward loading is accomplished with the assistance of the Rearward Advancing Motion Rod©, which is stored immediately below the barrel when not in use.
Further, this technology is so radical, the Bravo-Mike, Professional Elite Rapid Response Operator Weapons System is not classified by the BATF as a firearm and can be made is SBR, suppressed, and even fully-automatic* mode without registration or a tax stamp.
Design specifications and images available on request.
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* Adapting the technology of the Bravo-Mike, Professional Elite Rapid Response Operator Weapons System to full-auto mode has proven difficult, and is not available at the moment.
The game changer from Armageddon gear did in fact change the game.
At the Movie theater-"For a dollar more you can get the large". Does not matter that you just paid $6.00 for regular size which is a large. I guess some need a gallon of soda.