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I was about nine, on a summer vacation on my uncle’s tree farm. It was my first time shooting a gun.

We started with his Marlin 39A, a sweet .22 lever action. We shot clay birds at 50 yards.

My little brother and I had been practicing all day with .22 pistols. First a Colt Woodsman, which jammed all the time due to my uncle only having 22 Long ammo, which wasn’t stout enough to cycle it reliably.

We then switched to a .22 snubby revolver; a S&W, I think. We shot it for HOURS and I got very good with it, out to 10 or 12 yards.


A couple hours later, it was getting dark and my uncle told us “There’s a raccoon that comes out of the woods every night and raids the bird feeder. Can you shoot him for me?”

“Sure! Lemme have that little .22 revolver!”

“I think you’d better use the rifle.” said he.

So I sat out with the 39A as the campfire burned down, until around midnight. Sure enough, the trash panda came out and I brought up the heavy Marlin with its dim old Redfield scope. I couldn’t see very well, but finally leveled the crosshairs on him. I let it fly and the coon lept off the 6’ high feeder, belly-flopped on the ground and ran back into the woods.

Dad and uncle Tom burst out of the door of the cabin and asked: “‘ja get ‘eem?”

“I think so, but he ran off. Are you sure a .22 is enough for a big raccoon like that?”

“Let’s just say they don’t like it.” (It’s plenty powerful enough, of course. )

I didn’t get much sleep that night trying to figure out how I could’ve hit the raccoon and he still ran off. I wished he’d let me use the little revolver I’d been practicing with all day.

We examined the bird feeder the next morning and found a bullet hole, which was about 2 inches below where his chest would’ve been. The rifle was zeroed for 50 yards and I didn’t know to hold over for such a close shot.

Even though I was only nine, I never really forgave myself for missing that shot. It was many years later before I finally had a shot and another animal like that.
 
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I will share an anecdotal story that happened 35-40 years ago. I was a young cop, married. I Slept with a gun on the night stand beside me.
One night I was dreaming that someone broke into my home and was coming into the bedroom. I was nervous (in my slumber) and began weighing my options. I could pretend I was asleep and maybe the burglar would go away, I could grab my gun and shoot him, or I would hit him with my fist.
Still dreaming, I decided to strike out at him with my fist and socked my wife right along her left cheek. She woke up screaming, "Ow, you sonfab@#*"
Since that time I never sleep with a gun so close that I can grab it unless I am awake and aware.
I don't know I guess its funny (after all these years).
My wife sure didn't think so.
ETA I just realized this was in the rifle country thread.
Good thing I didn't have a rifle. I might have butt stroked her.
Ok, that didn't sound right but guys know what I mean.
 
Many, many years ago, I shot a bowling ball that I found in a rural landfill with a .357 from a distance of about 20 feet.

As if in slow motion, a hunk of the ball; about the size of a deck of cards broke off and tumbled back at me hitting me in the forehead, right between the eyes (thankfully I had my eye and ear pro on)

Of course, I had to show that ball who the boss was so I backed up 10' and shot it again
 
When my granddaughter was 6 I bought her a savage rascal. I soon discovered she still had issues with lazy eye so I mounted a small 2x scope I had laying around. We went to the local range and she was having a great time shooting paper targets. While this was going on a guy shows up to shoot, he has a customized 10/22 with heavy barrel and a pretty big scope. After a few seconds of both of them shooting my gd askes if she can shoot the bug on the target. I said you get extra points for that. What I didn't know was the bug was on his target. She promptly shot the bug. Guy got upset, I said I would move her down and didn't realize she was looking at his target. He said that's not it I have a $1500 rifle $1000 scope and get outshot by a kid with a 50 rifle I'm going home.
 
When my granddaughter was 6 I bought her a savage rascal. I soon discovered she still had issues with lazy eye so I mounted a small 2x scope I had laying around. We went to the local range and she was having a great time shooting paper targets. While this was going on a guy shows up to shoot, he has a customized 10/22 with heavy barrel and a pretty big scope. After a few seconds of both of them shooting my gd askes if she can shoot the bug on the target. I said you get extra points for that. What I didn't know was the bug was on his target. She promptly shot the bug. Guy got upset, I said I would move her down and didn't realize she was looking at his target. He said that's not it I have a $1500 rifle $1000 scope and get outshot by a kid with a 50 rifle I'm going home.


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That was my laugh for the day!

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When my granddaughter was 6 I bought her a savage rascal. I soon discovered she still had issues with lazy eye so I mounted a small 2x scope I had laying around. We went to the local range and she was having a great time shooting paper targets. While this was going on a guy shows up to shoot, he has a customized 10/22 with heavy barrel and a pretty big scope. After a few seconds of both of them shooting my gd askes if she can shoot the bug on the target. I said you get extra points for that. What I didn't know was the bug was on his target. She promptly shot the bug. Guy got upset, I said I would move her down and didn't realize she was looking at his target. He said that's not it I have a $1500 rifle $1000 scope and get outshot by a kid with a 50 rifle I'm going home.

A good shooter with basic equipment trumps a bad shooter with expensive equipment everytime.
 
I used to shoot .22 silhouette and was pretty good. I zeroed at 75 yards, held a tad low for chickens and pigs, dead on for turkeys and held the thick end of the low crosshair on the ram -- which is a bit bigger than a squirrel.

I was squirrel hunting and saw another hunter stalking a squirrel which I judged to be about 100 yards away. I put the thick end of the lower crosshair on him, and down he tumbled. The hunter jerked around, surprised. Another squirrel popped up and I got him, too. The hunter finally figured out where I was, looked at me and said, "I'm going home. I can't make any money today."
 
Not supposed to shoot firearms inside the "village limits" where I live, but was getting sick of starlings crapping in my kid's swimming pool. Bought an air rifle, which turned out to be woefully inaccurate. Decided I'd try some CCI Quiets in a Savage MKII. Shot one off in the side yard while the kid was in the back yard to see how loud it was. Sounded like a cap gun he says.

Throw out some stale popcorn for bait and wait patiently for the starlings to show up. One lands on the top edge of the pool and I let him have it. Except he flew off.
Little while later, there's another. Missed that one too. Gave up, figuring theres no point wasting ammo if I can't hit them.

Next day, mama says "have you checked the pool lately? Water seems kinda low."

Yep, it sure was. And my shots were too. Like 4 inches. Shoulda checked zero with new ammo.
 
Was out hunting the yard as a youngin with my Red Ryder. Shot at an old pop can, and the BB bounced right back and hit me in the very corner of the eye, where the crusties form. Now whenever A Christmas Story is on i think back to that day.

Another time more recently, i was shooting a buddys steel gong. I hit one bolt holding it to the chains and the bolt exploded. Okay, not that unusual, but it was with the meager 22 Hornet!
 
I was at the range one day, took out my custom .22, brand new!

Darn thing set me back about $2,500, just as I'm lining up my shot, I see a bug explode on the target!

Some little girl shootin' her grandpa's .22 out shot me! I felt like a fool, packed up my stuff and left! :D
 
When I lived in Virginia, on the water in a semi-rural area, there were startlings everywhere. Our place was closed in -- no one could see what was happening in the back yard. The wife had taken the kids shopping. And a bunch of startlings were raising hell in the backyard. I had a box of CB caps.

The wife and kids came home, and the girls were playing in the back yard. The younger one comes running in, "Daddy! There are dead birds in the back yard! They have BLOOD on them!"

Hmmmmm. Must have leaked out the bullet holes.
 
One day when I was about 12yrs, I was shooting my BB gun at a target mounted on a box full of magazines, which was there to catch the BBs. Somehow, I missed the box and hit some hard pine wallboard taken from an old school behind it. The BB bounced back with velocity, hitting the rear sight blade and bouncing upward just skinning the top of my head. The rear sight blade was flattened, and it shook me to think that if it were a quarter of an inch higher, it would have hit me in my shooting EYE! My knees went limp and I almost fell down! I never shot there again.
 
When I was an Adviser to ARVN infantry in '66, we were conducting a joint operation with the US 1st Infantry Division. We had surrounded a very bad VC village and Regional Forces/Popular Forces ("Ruff Puffs") were searching house to house. Suddenly there was gunfire -- we went running to the source and found one dead VC and one badly wounded Ruff Puff. An American soldier told us he had seen a VC run into a patch of jungle.

Now this patch was surrounded by rice paddy. The VC was trapped. The 1st Div boys brought up a dog.

Now you could have ridden this dog with a saddle. He had a ruff like a lion's mane, and his unmentionables clanged when he walked. There was a trail into that patch of jungle. He sniffed it and started forward, all business.

Suddenly a PPSh 41 submachine gun came flying out of the bushes, and the VC popped up, hands as high as he could get them.

He was willing to ambush us, but he wasn't messin' with that dog!!
 
sure a .22 is enough for a big raccoon like that?”

My best friend's dad was big into coon hunting and raising hounds when he was living. I went with him a few times years ago when he was working young dogs. He used .22 shorts he claimed to knock the coons out of the tree but not kill them...so the pups could learn to fight. (Truthfully, we may have been trespassing. I have no clue where we were but he promised it was state ground)

He had an old single shot Savage and we shot at the first coon of the night several times. My buddy, his dad, and I all 3 missed. Repeatedly. I took the bolt out of the rifle and couldn't see the spotlight through it. The barrel was completely obstructed.

Took me a good hour to get all the lead out of that barrel, but it ended up having like 11 bullets lodged in it.
 
When my granddaughter was 6 I bought her a savage rascal. I soon discovered she still had issues with lazy eye so I mounted a small 2x scope I had laying around. We went to the local range and she was having a great time shooting paper targets. While this was going on a guy shows up to shoot, he has a customized 10/22 with heavy barrel and a pretty big scope. After a few seconds of both of them shooting my gd askes if she can shoot the bug on the target. I said you get extra points for that. What I didn't know was the bug was on his target. She promptly shot the bug. Guy got upset, I said I would move her down and didn't realize she was looking at his target. He said that's not it I have a $1500 rifle $1000 scope and get outshot by a kid with a 50 rifle I'm going home.

I was at the range one day, took out my custom .22, brand new!

Darn thing set me back about $2,500, just as I'm lining up my shot, I see a bug explode on the target!

Some little girl shootin' her grandpa's .22 out shot me! I felt like a fool, packed up my stuff and left! :D
Are these the same story told from different POV?
 
My buddy hunted deer with a T/C contender with a 35 rem barrel. I had shot it a few ti.ex when he stopped up to the house with a new 14" barrel. He loaded it and handed it to me. I aimed at an old stump and fired. Damn thing near hit me it the top of the head. I ejected the empty and looked at the base. 45-70 in a handgun!! I got even by loading my new turkey gun with a 3 1/2" mag with 2 oz of shot the next spring.
 
My neighbors kid has been shooting my camp 30-06 quite a bit. It's a heavy sporterized M1917, so he needs to rest it on a tree stump to fire it. I make up 110 grain cast bullet loads over a light charge of unique for this purpose and eliminating the occasional varmint. One afternoon, he was getting quite cocky for his 8 years old. "Shooting this big rifle is easy!" "They don't really kick much". He had pretty good form, no danger of scope eye, and he's generally a pretty tough kid so I figured he could use some humbling. A 180 gr full power bear load put his butt into the sawdust pile to the sound of laughter from the whole family. He'll never forget that old M1917!
 
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