Revengeful Ducks!!!
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GREEN's ONE STOP
Has all your needs for the "Duck Hunter" this Season.
NEW IN STOCK : Model 34 B Decoy $ 49.95 (standard model)
If allowed in your "pond" the Model 36 B (enhanced model) is battery operated
and decoy jumps up, removes bikini top and says "Hi Handsome".
( assorted colors... itty bitty black polkadot on yellow seems to work best
around here, easily seen by the hungover 'hunter' species found locally)
AMMO SPECIALS
PhedRem 3" in sizes D (dumb) and DD (dumber) are proven in our local ponds. Loaded with the non-lethal rubber bullets that smell like booze, chewing tobacco, and do-nuts. Proven ignition in all conditions with "ICU" primers. Improved 'gullible' powders from Winidiot coupled with the infamous "fumbled finger" wad --suffering succatash!!
LOCAL NEWS.
Old "Trashduck", as he is know around here, using the specials above , had a good morning. He surprised an "out of towner" the other day and this old boy had both a Platinum Amex and Visa. Trashduck and his lovely bride "Gaddy" then took off for the Casinos . Daffy was the headliner and after the show maxed out the credit cards.
RELATED NEWS:
Seems another out of town hunter was found in his duck blind, delirious and mumbling about being robbed by ducks. He smelled of booze, day old coffee do-nuts and tobacco. His credit cards were missing and all he remembers ,was seeing a bikini, then he fell down. Doctors seem suspicious , the only mark on his body was a little red spot on his forehead, probably from banging his head on the blind. The 'out of towners' wife has reported the same symptons as other victims wive's. Addicted to leaving in bad weather,at weird hours and never coming home with game. Credit cards are maxed, there is a'closet' that stays locked with the hubby having the only key.The wives suspect fowl play with fooling around. One wife was quoted " I went to the casinos with my "friend"...err...girlfriends and I could have sworn I saw a little quack wearing my husbands clothes and smelling like his cologne...
Has all your needs for the "Duck Hunter" this Season.
NEW IN STOCK : Model 34 B Decoy $ 49.95 (standard model)
If allowed in your "pond" the Model 36 B (enhanced model) is battery operated
and decoy jumps up, removes bikini top and says "Hi Handsome".
( assorted colors... itty bitty black polkadot on yellow seems to work best
around here, easily seen by the hungover 'hunter' species found locally)
AMMO SPECIALS
PhedRem 3" in sizes D (dumb) and DD (dumber) are proven in our local ponds. Loaded with the non-lethal rubber bullets that smell like booze, chewing tobacco, and do-nuts. Proven ignition in all conditions with "ICU" primers. Improved 'gullible' powders from Winidiot coupled with the infamous "fumbled finger" wad --suffering succatash!!
LOCAL NEWS.
Old "Trashduck", as he is know around here, using the specials above , had a good morning. He surprised an "out of towner" the other day and this old boy had both a Platinum Amex and Visa. Trashduck and his lovely bride "Gaddy" then took off for the Casinos . Daffy was the headliner and after the show maxed out the credit cards.
RELATED NEWS:
Seems another out of town hunter was found in his duck blind, delirious and mumbling about being robbed by ducks. He smelled of booze, day old coffee do-nuts and tobacco. His credit cards were missing and all he remembers ,was seeing a bikini, then he fell down. Doctors seem suspicious , the only mark on his body was a little red spot on his forehead, probably from banging his head on the blind. The 'out of towners' wife has reported the same symptons as other victims wive's. Addicted to leaving in bad weather,at weird hours and never coming home with game. Credit cards are maxed, there is a'closet' that stays locked with the hubby having the only key.The wives suspect fowl play with fooling around. One wife was quoted " I went to the casinos with my "friend"...err...girlfriends and I could have sworn I saw a little quack wearing my husbands clothes and smelling like his cologne...
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