Which guns can lead to your "Man Card" getting pulled?

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Forgot to give my picks...


Putting any pink furniture on an EBR does serious damage to the "Man Card." However, this move can often be done by someone who has excessive "Man-Card" points.

For example... a burly tattoo'd guy with a pick up, hauling a Harley behind it who is chewing on a raw leg of an elk as he gets out can pull out a pink AR and not do too much damage to his Man-Card. It's called Irony.

As for Elton John CD's....

You can get away with SOME of it-- the older stuff like "Honky Cat" or "Yellow Brick Road." However, blasting "Candle in the Wind" can even revoke a lifetime "Man Card."

My wife just pointed out that you CAN listen to "Candle in the Wind"-- but only if you play it low with the windows up-- AND show NO facial expressions as you do. DO NOT SING ALONG. EVER.

I won't even get into those Disney movie theme songs....


-- John
 
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YES........ THEY.......... ARE..........

You can run, but they'll always show up.

Those guys are prime examples of someone trying TOO hard to get thier mancard off suspended status.
 
.32 ACP pistols are pretty sissy. Except for 1903 Colt Pocket Pistols; but one must wear a fedora and smoke non-filtered cigarettes.
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Oh well,,, most of the time I am packing a Keltec P32 :eek:

But that sucker sure goes bang everytime!! :)
 
MAN card???

Man card? I don't need any "man card" to be the man I am. I don't need to be macho to be a man. If I want to take a pink Barbie BB gun to the range, I'll do so, no matter who is there (maybe even during a cowboy shoot, although I hate crowds).

I've been thinking about a Lady Smith for a while. That would complement my gun collection rather nicely and I would shoot it at the range, just as I shoot my 500 or my 22.

Will I cry in front of men? Yes, there are certain times when I might (and have done so in the past). I'm not so macho that I cannot cry. God gave me emotions and feelings for a reason.

I once knew a guy who was telling me how macho he is and how he never cries at all. The more he was telling me this, the more I could see the "little boy" (coming out) in him. He eventually started crying and bawling like a baby during the conversation and I didn't think he was any less a man. In fact, I then considered him to be MORE OF A MAN for showing his emotions than when he was putting on the "fake front" with me.

I don't need anything to be a man, as I'm still a man without having to add anything, and with no matter what I might have, own, or may happen to be carrying at the time.

If someone wants to call me sissy -- that is their problem, not mine.
 
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-ANY pistol or revolver which says "Ladysmith" in cute little cursive writing is definitely good for at least a Man Card suspension.
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My carry pistol:

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Anyone insecure enough in their masculinity that they'd feel threatened by the writing on the slide probably shouldn't carry one. But I like it.

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I would never be seen shooting this gun (nor would I ever shoot it)....

This is the man thread. No whining about guns that are ugly or unreliable. Only cold hard statements. Which guns would you never be caught dead shooting in front of your friends.
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http://www.purevolume.com/failurebydesignnj/photos/752425
Is the above gun "man enough" for ya?

Besides, all the guns pictured (and described) in this thread are DEADLY WEAPONS --
it doesn't matter if they are pink, rose, baby blue, orange-colored and/or glittered.

I wouldn't want to be standing at the BUSINESS END of ANY OF THEM, thank you.
 
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Revoke away.
I don't give a rat's hairy anal orifice what anyone thinks of my guns. I enjoy the looks I get when shooting this Bauer .25acp. It even has some girl's name "Shauna" engraved on the slide.

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I'm working on getting P22 with can, and I think I might get it coated pink. Why not?
 
.25 ACP? Well I'd sure like to find a Baby Browning one of these days.

.32ACP? Does 7.65mm still count? I love shooting my Walther PP. I enjoy my 2 CZ27s, but nothing like the PP.

Pearl grips? It's just opinion, but I like the way my Birdhead Single Six looks with the mother of pearl grips, color cased hardened frame and blued barrel.

Well, I'm not worried about losing my card anyway.

Wyman
 
Paragon- You supress it, I believe you get a pass. I don't know of any man that would turn down a chance to shoot it.

You really should. They are a hoot.
 
I'll shoot any gun, any time.

I dunno why y'all are so insecure in your manhood, that you need to borrow some from an inanimate object.
 
O.K. Here we go....

There are different types of humor and usually, sexist sort of stuff doesn't cut it here on THR.
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Two week suspension for flagrant overt sensitivity.

133 posts in, and the man speaks true wisdom.
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Three day suspension for calling a woman a man.

Cold hard statement? If you are so unsure of your sexuality that you need positive reaffirmation from strangers on the internet because of your personal choices in shooting, then you need to go find some gradeschooler and get a cootie shot and get over it.
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You would have gotten a one day suspension for use of the term "positive affirmation" but you balanced it out with a reference to the dreaded "cootie shot".

I listen to Elton John.
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On an iPod mini.
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Awww, Chuck. Your two week Man Card suspension gets credited 10 days just for having an awesome name like CHUCK SPEARS!!!

My response would go something like this: If it's too girly to shoot, it must be OK to get shot with it.... so you stand right where you are and I'll start shooting at you with the small calibers and work my way up until you tell me you don't want to get shot by it. Now where's my .17 HMR? Hey, where'd you go?
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One day suspension for irrational logic. I wouldn't want to get HIT by a moped either, but that doesn't make said moped manly.

any man trying to revoke my man card better be willing to fight to the death over it.
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Extra points for challenging other men to a fight to the death!

The whole idea behind tis thread is rather sexist, isn't it? Guns a man thing, macho and all that. heck this is the 21st century, not the 19th.
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I never suggested that guns are only for men. If anything this is a discussion on the limits of what men are allowed to do. I'll assume your intoxicated so no change of Man Card status.

Therlund gets extra points for that awesome picture.

You better hope you have real men around you to cry with you when family starts to pass away or when you saw the towers fall in NY.
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I was on my way to John Jay College so I did see the towers fall. O.K. I'll admit I was furious but still didn't cry. We did vow vengeance, however (see Deus Machinas next post) so the whole country got a free pass.

Ironically, I have one of my MANY Elton John CD's in the player in my Dodge Hemi Magnum truck as we speak. I also kill and eat my food.
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The second two cancel the first one. But ease up on the Rocket Man. Even a Hemi can only null so much.

Will I cry in front of men? Yes, there are certain times when I might (and have done so in the past). I'm not so macho that I cannot cry.
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Inspector. You have a two week suspension and are remanded for additional Man-Training. Lock yourself into a room for the next week with Jack Daniels and John Wayne movies.

Finally, I have read some of the funniest things on this post that I have seen in a long time. I never thought it would go this far!
 
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Maelstrom, I disagree.

It is appropriate to cry in front of other men in certain situations, e.g. the loss of dog or a brother-in-arms are both appropriate times for man-tears.
 
It is appropriate to cry in front of other men in certain situations, e.g. the loss of dog or a brother-in-arms are both appropriate times for man-tears.
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Dont forget Old Yeller, the fate of Elanor, and Bullitt's mustang.

Granted, it probably want a big deal when those mustangs got totalled in 74 and 68, but today, its tear-worthy...
 
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