1.)Shop owner: "Its got a Glock trigger and springs in it".
Customer: "Really ? WOW"
The shop owner was showing the customer a Kimber Royal 1911, and It looked like the customer was buying the line of BS.
2.)Another favorite I witnessed-
Customer: " I am telling you people what the problem is.....it is this American pistol shooting this crappy European ammo.....that's the problem."
The customer was holding his Springfield XD service model in 9mm, and referring to remington 115gr Ball.
3.) Me: "do you mind if I look through your USED Glock parts bin?"
Shop owner: "Nah, go ahead".
Me: "How much for these three parts?"
Shop Owner: " I don't know, I will have to call Glock and find out."
Me: "Don't worry about it".
He was actually going to charge me the new price for used parts........
4.) Gun Shop Worker: "No guns are allowed in this store, Sir".
5.) Friend: "I just bought this 45 S&W pistol and it jams every round."
Me: "did you bring it?"
Friend: "yeah , its in the truck."
Me: "Let's go look at it."
Friend: "Can you fix it? Here is the 45 ammo that it jams with, they gave it to me at the gun shop."
Me: " yeah, I can fix it. Super easy fix."
Friend: "Really? What's going on with it?"
I gave my friend a box of .40 caliber ammo for his .40 S&W High Point pistol.
Me: "There yah go, its fixed."