A Service I have brought you.

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Dravur

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Yes, My friends, I have done a mighty service for the gun public.....

As you may see around your cities and towns, ads placed on city right-of-ways that proclaim "WE BUY HOUSES" or.. "HOUSE FOR SALE, DIAL NUMBER AND EXTENSION FOR RECORDED MESSAGE".
Well, I am the one responsible for these wretched signs....

Now, hear me out. I do it for a very good reason. These signs with the wire stands and the plastic material for the signs makes a fantastic target holder. You can staple a couple of targets to one and place it wherever you like. The plastic holds up to hundreds of shots before being totally destroyed.

Now, I know what you are thinking... Why doesn't he just come to my house and give me these target stands? Well, It is simple really... I don't know where you all live. So, to make it more accessible. I have placed these in public areas for you to pick up. If you see an intersection with one on each corner, stop by and grab em. There... 4 new target stands for you.

All thanks to me.

So, stop at your local intersection and pick up a few of my fantastic target stands, absolutely free!
 
thanks for the reminder. it never clicked that i could use a bunch of those signs.
 
Love election years! My chicken coop has wind blocking walls thanks to several failed Arizona politicians. And a couple of successful ones whose support crews failed to collect their signs within the required time limit after the election. :D

Also great for changing the oil or working on cars on dirt or gravel.


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Any chance you can put a few up at:
1225 Eye Street NW
Washington DC 20005?

I'm sure the resedients wouldn't mide a demonstration of fine marksmanship! :neener:
 
naw...

I let others do the printing... the distributing etc. I just am on the recovery team. I hate when people litter.
 
If Hillary Clinton only knew how her failed election attempt has helped my shooting, she'd roll over in her grave. Oh damn, that's right, shes still alive. :(
 
A word of warning...in VA at least, it's a felony to pull the candidate signs up before the election is over.

Radio stations around Richmond used to give out prizes to people who brought in the most the day after the elections, and people were getting popped for going out early so they don't do those contests anymore.
 
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