Car control

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Blackbeard

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If they treated cars like they treat guns....

  • You have to wait 24 hours before you can take delivery of any car you buy. (72 hours for motorcycles).
  • If you buy a car in another state, you have to have it transferred to a car dealer in your state where you can pick it up.
  • You have to show your driver's license in order to buy gasoline.
  • You have to store your car and gasoline separately.
  • Your car can't hold more than 2 gallons of gasoline.
  • You can't have a car with an automatic transmission.
  • You can't have a car capable of going faster than 65 mph.
  • You can't have a car with racing stripes or spoilers, because it looks like it could go faster than 65 mph.
  • You can't have any car in Chicago, even if you're just passing through.
  • There are only a few miles of roads where you're allowed to drive your car, and they're not connected.
  • If you get caught inside a car without a driver's license, even if you're not driving, you're guilty of a felony and can never own or drive a car again.
  • If your spouse files a domestic battery complaint, you can never own or drive a car again.
  • If someone steals your car and causes an accident, you go to jail.
 
If you want your car to be extra quiet, you must pay a muffler tax.

Also, you may not take your car to a bar or anywhere alcohol is served.
 
more for the collection........

> You wouldn't be able to discharge any exhaust within city limits.
> Cars would be prohibited from some employers' parking lots.
> Here in Minn. you couldn't have a car in a church parking lot, in a church or on any church property (even if that property is 50 miles from the nearest church).
> Your auto couldn't have a shortened hood.


And just think............ Automobiles kill 20-30 times more people than guns!

I'm being facicious.... autos & guns are the tools. Idiots, carelessness and BGs are the culprits.
 
Texas

Texas doesn't have a car waiting period. Show your insurance and state issued permision to drive license and take off.

Our state trusts us with cars, but not open carry.

Anygun
 
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