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Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Bowlcut, Jul 21, 2003.

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  1. Bowlcut

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    And to think how highly everyone thinks of the AK47.... Even the Lord uses one. This is a real toy I found from a real website one day. Had like all the Apsotles with various weapons. But who would think that God Almighty would be a old white guy in a white suit and cape carrying an AK47

    And hope no one takes this the wrong way....and Im not steping on toes.
     
  2. Bowlcut

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    *blink*

    I really want to see the rest of the set...

    :uhoh:

    pax

    It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. -- G. K. Chesterton
     
  4. Parker Dean

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    For those that have had humor-ectomies, the site is satire.
     
  5. AZTOY

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    So GOD has the AK:what:

    So want does SATAN have? ..................The M-16:confused:
     
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    Well, if it's good enough for God... ;)
     
  7. Bowlcut

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    shhhhh dean....dont ya know...if its on the internet its the truth????


    Hmmm what would the Satan gun be....choichio(?spelling) :D
     
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    I always thought God carries a 1911.

    :confused:

    :D
     
  9. 10-Ring

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    :rolleyes: I recently saw a God & a Moses action figure while CD shopping. Couldn't figure out if I should be offended or laugh :rolleyes: :scrutiny:
     
  10. Parker Dean

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    ^^^

    Nah, according to the site Krishna carries the "Jungly Colt" .45 :D
     
  11. Bowlcut

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    Well you havent seen anything till you find the bobble head Jesus. My friend gave them as gifts this past christmas. Some as gag gifts some as somewhat serious.....college guys....huh
     
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    You mean the Chauchat? I doubt Satan would carry one of those; he's probably more competent than the French.
     
  13. 4v50 Gary

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    Why doesn't "God" have a 1911 instead? His Prophet on earth, Moses (John Moses Browning) delivered unto us this gun with which we are to slay our foemen.
     
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    Hmmm, I have the feeling that if God really had a gun, it would be a European double rifle.

    six
     
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    What! No BUG!
     
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    I always pictured God as the Colt SAA type ("Blessed are the Peacemakers...")...:D

    Satan would carry a Glock ("Prince of Darkness")...:evil:
     
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    Go Jews, Go!:D
     
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    OK i want them all.
     
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    Admittedly quite funny. However, I stopped laughing when I saw this at their website:


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    Not funny (not to me anyway... if there's anyone you never want to piss off, that's G*d IMO).

    I suppose to some this picture in itself is funny, but it makes me cringe.
     
  20. keyhole

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,

    I have always told officers that God carried a .45, and gave one to Moses when he parted the Red Sea. ( Nat'l. Match ya know )

    How else do you explain JMB divine intervention?:D
     
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