Dog Doo on a Stick

[CWL]

Y'all,

There was a sketch on TV years ago where a person walks into a gun store wanting to buy a gun for defense. Instead of a gun, the guy behind the counter offers him a piece of dog turd speared on a stick. He says something to the effect that nobody will want to get near you if you go waving one of these 'babys' around. He then offered an 'automatic', which was a forked stick with two turds and which rotated off of a Dremel tool.

I thought that was rather funny.

Anyone think that this would have any 'practical' deterrent value?

 

[P95Carry]

Sure as hell wouldn't win ya any friends!!!

 

[Sir Galahad]

Uh, I think concealing that "weapon" woud be a messy proposition. And most restaurants (whether they serve alcohol or not) would ask you to leave it in your car, too.

 

[444]

If you kept fresh ammo in it, it would be effective.
You could tell them all about it in the psych ward.

 

[Soap]

Sorry man, but they're illegal in Kali.

 

[P95Carry]

Sorry man, but they're illegal in Kali.

That'd be just the ''automatic'' Daniel .. i think ''single shot'' would be OK

 

[444]

Dooky on a stick, make me sick.

 

[Soap]

Sir Galahad- I suppose you're right

 

[para.2]

OMG! isn't Kali trying to institue an "Ammo tax?"
ATFE, & Guano?

 

[Tamara]

Sir G,

And most restaurants (whether they serve alcohol or not)

Have you any idea how much Diet Coke burns when it gets into your sinuses?

 

[762x51]

The show was called The Upright Citizens Brigade IIRC. Great show.

 

[cordex]

Pretty sure that's covered under new post-9/11 regulations on use of chemical or biological weapons.

Check local laws before attempting.

Does make you wonder ... if you were in England or Australia and someone came at you with a feces laden stick, what would be the appropriate "equivalent force" response?

 

[JShirley]

Uh.

"TP'ing".

John

 

[Al Thompson]

Shoot for the pelvis.

 

[para.2]

cordex...
Run away!...Run away!

 

[4v50 Gary]

Doo Doo in Caliph is considered HazMat, and is therefore treated as such. Gotta burn your clothes if they come into contact and if you're into designer clothes, that gets kinda expensive. But I'm a hand-me-down skinflint and I still hate to part with old, torn clothes (homo-slobicus-Americanus - sloppy American male).

 

[cool45auto]