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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
>> >>
>> >> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>> >>
>> >> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>> >>
>> >> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>> >> children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
>> >> around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
>> >> raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you
>> >> are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
>> >> your family.
>> >>
>> >> What do you do?
>> >>
>> >> _____________________________________________________________________
>> >>
>> >> Democrat's Answer:
>> >>
>> >> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>> >>
>> >> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>> >>
>> >> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>> >>
>> >> Could we run away?
>> >>
>> >> What does my wife think?
>> >>
>> >> What! about the kids?
>> >>
>> >> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
>> >> of his hand?
>> >>
>> >> What does the law say about this situation?
>> >>
>> >> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>> >>
>> >> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>> >> this send to society and to my children?
>> >>
>> >> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>> >>
>> >> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>> >> wound me, If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
>> >> get away while he was stabbing me?
>> >>
>> >> Should I call 9-1-1?
>> >>
>> >> Why is this street so deserted?
>> >>
>> >> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
>> >> happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>> >>
>> >> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
>> >> for few days and try to come to a consensus.
>> >>
>> >> _____________________________________________________________________
>> >>
>> >> Republican's Answer:
>> >>
>> >> BANG!
>> >>
>> >> ______________________________________________________________________
>> >> _
>> >>
>> >> Southern Republican's Answer:
>> >>
>> >> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> >> click...(sounds of reloading).
>> >>
>> >> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> >> click
>> >>
>> >> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
>> >> Tips or Hollow Points?
>> >>
>> >> Son: Git-r-Dun Dad! Can I shoot the next one!
>> >>
>> >> Wife: You aren't taking that to the Taxidermist!
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>> >>
>> >> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>> >>
>> >> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>> >> children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
>> >> around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
>> >> raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you
>> >> are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
>> >> your family.
>> >>
>> >> What do you do?
>> >>
>> >> _____________________________________________________________________
>> >>
>> >> Democrat's Answer:
>> >>
>> >> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>> >>
>> >> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>> >>
>> >> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>> >>
>> >> Could we run away?
>> >>
>> >> What does my wife think?
>> >>
>> >> What! about the kids?
>> >>
>> >> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
>> >> of his hand?
>> >>
>> >> What does the law say about this situation?
>> >>
>> >> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>> >>
>> >> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>> >> this send to society and to my children?
>> >>
>> >> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>> >>
>> >> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>> >> wound me, If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
>> >> get away while he was stabbing me?
>> >>
>> >> Should I call 9-1-1?
>> >>
>> >> Why is this street so deserted?
>> >>
>> >> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
>> >> happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>> >>
>> >> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
>> >> for few days and try to come to a consensus.
>> >>
>> >> _____________________________________________________________________
>> >>
>> >> Republican's Answer:
>> >>
>> >> BANG!
>> >>
>> >> ______________________________________________________________________
>> >> _
>> >>
>> >> Southern Republican's Answer:
>> >>
>> >> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> >> click...(sounds of reloading).
>> >>
>> >> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> >> click
>> >>
>> >> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
>> >> Tips or Hollow Points?
>> >>
>> >> Son: Git-r-Dun Dad! Can I shoot the next one!
>> >>
>> >> Wife: You aren't taking that to the Taxidermist!
>> >