Latest Mall Ninja Special???

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What exactly is a barrel stabilizer??

C'mon now, you know the answer to that, dontcha?

It stabilizes the weight of your wallet from heavier to lighter, so your pants sag less, and it stabilizes the profit-loss statement of the maker into the black. Duh! :)

Glad to see someone's picked up the mantle of Gecko 45. :D

I still say we should raffle a PGO shotgun off - everyone chips in, but the only winners allowed are OkieCruffler, SM, or Dave McC. The stabilizer would just be icin on the cake.
 
You could probably beat someone with it if you ran out shells. The truth be told if he hangs onto it he will probably get a premium price for it in a few years after they are discontinued.

He will then have the last laugh.


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Come on guys, you don't need a shoulder stock. All tacticool high speed/low drag units use cruiser shotguns loaded with Extreme Shock rounds. The barrel stabilizer makes it easier to deliver follow-up shots to gang-banging mall patrons. Perhaps a Sears and Roebuck Special Forces edition will be available soon.

But seriously, who buys this junk? It's more expensive and less useful than a plain jane Mossberg 500.
 
I actually saw one of these things first hand at the Greensboro NC show this past weekend. Only thing different was that the "barrel stabilizer" had a full length picatinny rail running underneath it. :eek:

I saw it and walked away from the table laughing like a madman. I'm sure the dealer was not happy with me. I just couldn't help myself. :D.
 
I still say we should raffle a PGO shotgun off - everyone chips in, but the only winners allowed are OkieCruffler, SM, or Dave McC. The stabilizer would just be icin on the cake.

Okay. *smile*

I and mine had more serious fun with a J.C.Higgens and 1300 with a Cutts Compensator back in the day.
We called these and Poly-Chokes 'turds'.

Now that Cutts would pierce your ears if you were near, not so bad if you were shooting the gun.
Akin to dirt bikes- riding is fine, being a bystander and having to listen to a dirt bike will drive one nuts.

Skeet Field has two houses, a high and a low. That Cutts was painful as it resonated off one of the houses.

Side games such as Pump Gun only, or Pump Gun Doubles....*hehehe*
Put it this way, folks way back at the club house, would get off the porch and go inside.

These guns were used and hard, had "character" ( some called our guns ugly *sniff*, *sniff*), and had them turds on the end of the barrel.

Sure, send me one of these.
I am going to stick a full butt stock on it.

Oh, I will need some neat labels made to stick on the stock too:

"My other gun is just as purty".

"Hank Dunnit This-a-way".

"You gonna pull targets or gawk at my gun?"

"Say what you want, but I can do it 25 times straight using 8 different positions".

Send to:

Steve
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Cantankerous, South Earth.
 
Well make sure the rail holds fried apple pies and Pepperidge Farms Cheddar Goldfish snacks.

I mean a boy has to eat right to shoot one of them there thangs! *wink*


Tip: With eats hanging off from the rail, one does not stop their swing.

Hey, you don't get tips like this from Will Fennell!

*lol*
 
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