Mice, rabbits, flies, hogs and 1911's

[critter]

All of the above fall into the 'fast procreation' categories. I had a 1911 for a long time. Got another. BIG error! Just looked in my safe and there are EIGHT of the critters hiding there. Some of them, apparantly, are newborns however as they are quite small in size. The first ones were full size and double stack but the kids are single stackers in commander, officer, compact and ultra compact sizes.

Will the small ones grow up?

Should I google up some kind of 1911 birth control or just sell off the offspring like you do cattle?

Can't keep this up. They are breaking me up buying 'food' for them. The kids eat as much as the grown-ups. Can't seem to keep them on a diet of any kind.

 

[Hoppy590]

Should I google up some kind of 1911 birth control or just sell off the offspring like you do cattle?

mosin nagants are the only thing worse. but luckily they are much much cheaper to buy, collect and feed.

Glocks are 1911 aphrodisiac. the more i shoot glocks, the more i love 1911's
brownings and other colts can serve as a 1911 "methadone" and help get you off the hard stuff


i like these euphemism

 

[steelyblue]

All I can find for temporary relief, is to buy another. Changing out various parts can help a little, but they will still eventually multiply. I've tried education, but the pictures that accompany the text usually inspire the birthing of yet another. I wonder if the government will give welfare for the number of 1911's one has. A Democrat may get my vote if they promise that!!!!lol