Come to Eastern WA. Maybe we'll get enough votes to seceede from Western WA. We can finally kiss those leftists in Seattle and Olympia good-bye for ever! Spokane could be our capitol! (I'm 100% serious, we need to seperate ourselves from the Oliypiads!)
Heck, we could join up with Idaho! Just get rid of Western WA! SECESSION NOW! Our votes don't count over here in the east half of the state; Let us leave in peace. We want a delegation that ACTUALLY REPRESENTS US AND OUR INTRESTS! SECEDE NOW! I am not asking to sever the bonds between DC and Eastern WA. We desire to remain a member of the United States. Just cut the bonds of unjust taxation and unequal represenation, and abolish those unconstitutional statutes which have been imposed upon us by Olympia.
We each have seperate interests in the system of governance, it would be best for all parties concerned if we were to part ways and persue our own political desires. What I am proposing is mutually benificial for all concerned; A new state, seperate from western influences. For benifit of all parties involved, it is justifiable and nessecary to part our bonds, and form seperate governments of our respective states.
(My god, it feels like I'm committing sedition.)
