.22 is perfect, Buck Snort! Just like to know what I'm workin' with.
Now, those Eskimo
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are a LOT more crafty than one might be lead to believe.
MASTERS of the Fatal Funnel of Ice blocks they are. Their antiquated society has established, over hundreds of years, the most cunning and thrifty way to harvest a Grizz. (Wait....Eskimos and Grizzly Bears? Uhhhh...)
After a week long trek to the nearest hardware store and back for some .22 cartridges, they begin to cut and stack ice blocks for the.....hunt.
After builiding a long corridor that's wide at one end and progressively tighter at the other, the tribe chooses the most inefficient and expendable member to lure the bear by covering himself in Peanut Butter and Molasses. This is a great honor for this individual and he takes great care in covering himself liberally with the mixture.
Then after locating and luring the bear, the tribe takes great pleasure in kicking back and observing as the luring tribesman comes screaming back to the ice corridor, Grizzly in tow, and squeezes out the far end and stands just out of reach of the great bear while the younger, stronger hunters stand atop the ice walls with...
.. .22's. Once the bear is in place he is most adequately dispatched with a shot or two from the Tribe's trusty rifles.
Another successful hunt, but the useless members must be weeded out some way so they are sent out in service of their tribe until they don't make it back.
It is a beautiful ceremony in the honor of preserving the life of the people.