Never Believe Another Hunter!

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Keith

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Amusing anecdote buried late in the following hunting story. I'll just paste in the pertinent part, but the rest of the story is pretty good if you want to pull it up.

http://www.adn.com/outdoors/story/4253342p-4264041c.html

..."We were heading toward our destination, a spot near Bear Creek we had locked into our GPS," said Mike, but a surprise was waiting for them. "We got to the spot and a guide with a hunter was already there."

And there was more bad news.

"The guide told us he had been there for days and there were no moose around," said Mike. "According to him it was too warm."

The couple was disheartened. But, rather than turning around and heading home, they decided to go a little farther into the timber. As the sun went down they made camp. Then they sat down in the dark and began to listen. They were hoping to hear something to give them a little hope.

"We heard bulls grunting in the distance," said Mike. "We thought we would investigate in the morning."

At the crack of dawn they were up. Mike started calling about a quarter mile from camp just to see what would happen.

"We started hearing a bull racking his horns in the trees and breaking brush about 300 yards away," said Mike.

From the opposite direction, another male was doing the same thing.

"We stayed in one place calling for about 15-20 minutes and the two started coming in," said Mike.

A cow came out of the brush first. It was looking in Mike's direction, but didn't see Mike and Stacy. They remained still.

A minute later a big bull popped out from behind some spruce trees.

"I could see the steam with each exhale from him," said Mike. "I saw three big brow tines on each side and some really big antlers."

From 20 yards away, Mike leveled the cross-hairs of his scope for a good heart-lung shot, and squeezed the trigger. The big beast dropped.

The bull's rack measured more than 68 inches wide, had 14 points on each antler and had a beam girth of 9 inches.

"We weren't expecting to see anything after what the guide had said," said Mike. "He had totally taken the wind out of our sails."
 
Yeah kind of like running into a guy whose uplander coat is bulging with feathered trophies but claims he 'hasn't seen anything". My dog wasn't convinced either.

You know, the ONE time I was truthful about that, I warned another two hunters I was chasing a wounded animal. They gave me a wide berth.

Do you tell anyone else about your "secret" fishing spot?

I didn't think so.
 
Deer? Nah, I'm just looking for that wounded grizzly that's been chasing people around up here....


Keith
 
0400 at the small town truck stop:
My buddy sets a 5 pk of slugs on table from pocket.
Game Officer next table." Boys going hunting".
Late season Doves down around so and so
Well if your thinking any Deer down that way, forget it [eyeing slugs]

1430 at check in station, same Game Officer:

Huh?

Yeah, must have caught this one flying in to roost...quartering he was...afterburners on...had to lead about 3 antlers...wanna check the rest of the limit...bit smaller...hey need any feathers for tying flies...:D
 
As a first-timer last year, I did not realize how much hunters lie to each other. After we got a couple deer, everyone kept asking where we got them. Each person was told a different story. I understand the reasoning, though. I just didn't realize how often it happens :)
 
Last season, hunting with favorite uncle, in favorite bambi patch, run into a pack of three hunters we've not seen there before. They proceed to tell us they've been there all morning and haven't seen anything but grey noisemakers and the woods are too thick too even belly crawl into, and low and behold, the monster godzilla (Our pet name for the local 12 point that gets hunted but never killed...a real monster for up here) pops out of the brush about 25 yards behind the other hunters, who are facing the wrong way to see him. they never saw the big boy, who saw us and promptly 180'ed right back into the thick stuff, and me and said uncle kept our mouths shut and thanked them for the advice.

Two hours later, with well coordinated driving, favorite uncle drops monster godzilla with one well placed barnes x-pander slug from rem 1187. (I did drop a coyote with my GPR while he was gutting the deer...dumb dog just trotted right towards the carcass with his nose up sniffin' for lunch. Only thing he ate was a .54 round ball... helluva last meal, huh?) :evil:
 
Neber under estimate how devious either

What is it with the secrecy and cloak and dagger of most hunters? I have seen alot of lying and manueviring to keep people out of "sweet spots". I have even seen a buddy of mine's uncle over call turkeys for at least a month before season. Don't know if that had much to do with the poor turkey hunting that year, but I imagine it did. We later came to find out that indeed was his intention to ruin turkey hunting with his incessant calling. I thought we hunters were supposed to be a tight knit group ? ;)
 
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