New French Security Levels

[Detachment Charlie]

Just returned from Europe (impressed, huh?) and learned that France has established four new security levels, similar to those of the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Ours are:

Low
Guarded
Elevated
High
Severe

The new French levels are:

Run
Hide
Surrender
Collaborate

 

[1 old 0311]

I have a French Military rifle for sale. Never fired............Dropped once during surrender.

Kevin

p.s. includes Offical French issue white flag.

 

[real_name]

Doesn't anyone get bored with the anti-French rhetoric?

I should be totally against all things French, seeing as I have both British and American citizenship. But, after actually going there a few times and having French friends I have ended up liking the place and the people.

I guess it's just a phase, after all the help the French gave to the USA as it was forming we are now in the reactionary stage of the relationship.

It does make me laugh though when some Bubba spouts off about the French 'surrender monkeys' and then praises Liberty, Dollars, Chevrolet etc.

French people are fine.

 

[Detachment Charlie]

Reactionary???

The French didn't give a fig about helping the U.S. revolution. All they were interested in was injuring the Brits.
Let's get our reactions straight and our sense of humor tuned-up a tad. OK?

 

[real_name]

My sense of humor is just fine, but the French bashing got old a long time ago IMO.
YMMV, whatever.

 

[Zen21Tao]

Yeah, but this one never gets old:

 

[motorep]

 

[Don Gwinn]

HUR HUR ROFL FROGS R COWARDS + THEY SMELL BAD LOLLERSKATES

Closed as off topic and endlessly repetitive.

 

[VARifleman]

Doesn't look closed to me, Don.

 

[Don Gwinn]

Indeed, this will now be somewhat less dramatic.