scrat:
(SNIFF) (SOB) You have a cruel, cruel heart, and no compassion for your fellow members. Because of you some will be found fondling Walkers, while others blow the family food and gas money to buy a pair of Navies…
Think of the children. How may of the poor tykes will never get a decent education because they were expelled for bringing a Dixie Gun Works catalog to school. Others will grow up and never know the meaning of the term, “polymer pistol.”
Since you have the background and Photoshop skills, the picture should be easy. All you need is a good image of a cap & ball revolver….
Anything but a (GASP!!!) Walker.
Again, think of the little, inocent children. After being inspired by you, some of them will bipod mount one in their little red wagon…