Palestinian suicide bomber mugged.

[Bergeron]

Not-so-smart bomb meets not-so-smart criminals

hilarity ensues.

That's just hysterical.

 

[sturmruger]

That is damn funny.

He obviously never learned that you are supposed to have a throw away wallet to give muggers.

 

[Quartus]

What would he need a throw away wallet for? He'd already decided he has a throw away life.

 

[sturmruger]

I have heard a couple of different people recommend keeping a "throw away" wallet in your pocket if you should ever get held up. Put some old credit cards, $5-10 and some other stuff in there. Then if you ever get mugged you can hand him the wallet with nothing in it. It keeps you from having to shoot his ass, plus it keeps your identity safe.

I guess if you are planning to end it all you shouldn't care to much about you wallet.

 

[R.H. Lee]

Don't bring a gun to a bomb fight.

 

[4v50 Gary]

Insallah (sp)(will of Allah)

I'd like to see their religious leaders debate if they've gone to Paradise and git all their virgins despite the fact that the mission (for either side) was an abject failure. Perhaps the two factions can declare jihad on one another and in cancelling each other like, help bring about peace in the Middle East.